Triceratips @_TriceraTips
I'm a dinosaur and I give advice. Email me with questions at: [email protected]. Jurassic Period Joined December 2011-
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#95. Never steal someone else's food. This usually results in you becoming someone else's food. #dinokarma
#94. Ignoring your problems until they go away is just about as effective smacking a T-Rex in the face. You're pretty much screwed.
#93. Nap frequently and often, but the location is key. Try to pick shaded grassy patches instead of a pterodactyl nest on a volcano.
#92. Thinking of life as a song makes things less scary, e.g. "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy... But I'm a raptor! Get in my belly!"
#91. Don't settle for the first smooth-rawring dino that comes along, looking to help you make a nest... if you know what I mean.
#90. Never give up on something that once made you happy. That's right, dino lovers. I'm back. I haven't gone extinct.
I double dino promise that tips will return soon. But in the meantime, please enjoy this: theoatmeal.com/pterodactyl_vi…
I HAVE NOT BEEN EATEN BY A RAPTOR. I'm sorry. My mommysaur was getting surgery and in the hospital and I was focusing on other things.
#89. Stop whatever you are doing right now and help me send a raptor after this guy. youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Mnpz… #stopKony #invisiblechildren
#88. Give it up. #JurassicPark will never be a reality. It's time to move on.
#87. Awe money problems? I'm sorry. Try having T-REX problems. #perspective
#86. You is giiiannnt, you is scaaaallyyy, you is important. #TheDinoHelp
#85. Life is too short not to tell people how you truly feel. Even if how you feel is that they should be eaten by an angry raptor.
#84. If someone calls you strange, embrace it, young dino. (Remember, you could rip their brains out in a second.) #NOWwhosstrange
#83. Having flashy bits of tech like an iPhone or ferrari do NOT make you COOL. Dinos have none of that shit and we are the COOLEST. #proof
#82. Sometimes, you just gotta get angry. Rawr your face off, stomp around and hit smaller dinos with your horns. Have some fun.
#81. Cartoons are not a reliable source of information about dinos. So many people ask me if I know Ducky or Little Foot. #TheLandBeforeLIES
#80. Never try to run away from your problems. Unless, it's a raptor problem. Then you should definitely run.
#79. Always be courteous to everyone you meet. You never know who could be a raptor in disguise.
#78. If you find a way to travel back in time to the dino era, please do not steal one of us to bring back with you. It never ends well.
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