7 Days of Monday @_Turvey
Host of the Divorced Dad Radio Podcast. West Tickles Town Joined June 2010-
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a bitch will spend a night with you and get back with her ex in the morning
Weird way to find out I’m not stoic. lmao
Me: the worst she can say is no! Her: just put the fries in the bag lil bro!
This would piss me off! 💀😂
I may not have generational wealth but I do have generational trauma, so my sense of humor is rich but I am not. 🙂↔️
One thing we are gonna do is laugh around this mf.
One thing we are gonna do is laugh around this mf.
you can literally feel when you don't mean shit to a person
I tend to regard every help i receive from anyone as a loan that i’ll eventually pay back. In my defense, nothing is free.
I tend to regard every help i receive from anyone as a loan that i’ll eventually pay back. In my defense, nothing is free.
You can become everything you criticized.
One thing all these mass shooters have in common is than none of them are women.
A gaggle of Bernards is crazy.
“Babe I’m about to head out to…” “Babe I’m close to…” “Babe, I’m about to leave…” “Babe I just got to…” “Babe I’m home” This little info makes me so happy
DEMOCRATS: The funding deal needs to include extending the existing health care coverage for 20 million Americans. TRUMP: “Go Fuck Yourself”
DEMOCRATS: The funding deal needs to include extending the existing health care coverage for 20 million Americans. TRUMP: “Go Fuck Yourself” https://t.co/KlnSFDIf9P

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