Xetera @_Xetera

Full-stack developer. I like working on anti-abuse and security. simp.engineer Istanbul, Turkey Joined August 2011

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Tyler Shukert @dshukertjr

a day ago

Have you heard that the order of the where clause matters? Back in the day, that may have been true, but unless you work with legacy systems, query planners these days are smart enough to re-order them for maximum efficiency, so you don't have to care how to order them!

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Aiden @WallisDev

2 weeks ago

@dillon_mulroy what the heck did you just say about my allocations, you little vibe coder? i’ll have you know i topped my flamegraphs with zero GC regressions, graduated first in class from the school of monomorphic shapes, and i’ve been involved in countless production incidents where i…

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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP

4 months ago

this is 10x more impressive than a strike

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Jack Rhysider 🏴‍☠️ @JackRhysider

6 months ago

For an IT guy, LinkedIn is like a reverse dating app. Beautiful women message you first, and you immediately ghost them.

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Xetera @_Xetera

7 months ago

Replacing "please" with "kindly" is 100% a Chinese ESL speaker-ism that should've been a huge flag here. It pays to be bilingual and to interact with non-native speakers sometimes.

Alex Banks @thealexbanks

7 months ago

Replacing "please" with "kindly" is 100% a Chinese ESL speaker-ism that should've been a huge flag here. It pays to be bilingual and to interact with non-native speakers sometimes.

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Xetera @_Xetera

9 months ago

I've seen some of these people write code and they spend half their time going back and forth between their editor and the screen with the compile errors to hunt for line numbers. It's a painful experience for everyone involved

zack (in SF) @zack_overflow

9 months ago

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Reliona @relionwastaken

a year ago

genocide denial final boss

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Xetera @_Xetera

2 years ago

dm4 @dm4uz3

2 years ago

https://t.co/eTbjFkJ8Xb

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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP

2 years ago

🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Shiva @shivakilaru

2 years ago

2020: Ask your roommate to be in a sketch about microservices (which he knows nothing about) 2023: For 3 years people stop him and say “you’re the microservices guy”. He gets engaged, still the “microservices guy”

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Тsфdiиg @tsoding

2 years ago

Here is my Guide on How to Start Programming in C in 2023 for Prompt Engineers. Follow me for more latest AI Tips and Tricks.

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anna @meowkoteeq

2 years ago

that’s the point guys, iCloud is a thing. 💡i always go for the lowest (and cheapest) RAM option, and then just make it use my 2TB of iCloud for swap. i don’t pay extra because i need iCloud to store my and my family’s photos anyway, and it got quite some free space for swap