Xetera @_Xetera
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Have you heard that the order of the where clause matters? Back in the day, that may have been true, but unless you work with legacy systems, query planners these days are smart enough to re-order them for maximum efficiency, so you don't have to care how to order them!
@dillon_mulroy what the heck did you just say about my allocations, you little vibe coder? i’ll have you know i topped my flamegraphs with zero GC regressions, graduated first in class from the school of monomorphic shapes, and i’ve been involved in countless production incidents where i…
this is 10x more impressive than a strike
For an IT guy, LinkedIn is like a reverse dating app. Beautiful women message you first, and you immediately ghost them.
Replacing "please" with "kindly" is 100% a Chinese ESL speaker-ism that should've been a huge flag here. It pays to be bilingual and to interact with non-native speakers sometimes.
Replacing "please" with "kindly" is 100% a Chinese ESL speaker-ism that should've been a huge flag here. It pays to be bilingual and to interact with non-native speakers sometimes.
I've seen some of these people write code and they spend half their time going back and forth between their editor and the screen with the compile errors to hunt for line numbers. It's a painful experience for everyone involved
I've seen some of these people write code and they spend half their time going back and forth between their editor and the screen with the compile errors to hunt for line numbers. It's a painful experience for everyone involved
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2020: Ask your roommate to be in a sketch about microservices (which he knows nothing about) 2023: For 3 years people stop him and say “you’re the microservices guy”. He gets engaged, still the “microservices guy”
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that’s the point guys, iCloud is a thing. 💡i always go for the lowest (and cheapest) RAM option, and then just make it use my 2TB of iCloud for swap. i don’t pay extra because i need iCloud to store my and my family’s photos anyway, and it got quite some free space for swap
that’s the point guys, iCloud is a thing. 💡i always go for the lowest (and cheapest) RAM option, and then just make it use my 2TB of iCloud for swap. i don’t pay extra because i need iCloud to store my and my family’s photos anyway, and it got quite some free space for swap
Guys, they made up🥰🍕🐊
Guys, they made up🥰🍕🐊 https://t.co/YK5O0XuVJJ
This meal just cost me $1,008 in San Francisco. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
This meal just cost me $1,008 in San Francisco. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible. https://t.co/93WtDdL30D
if you add milk and sugar to your coffee you might as well add some candles and start singing happy birthday

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