Xtin @_Xtin_

Christina McLeish 🏳️‍🌈 Difficult difficult lemon difficult. FIGHT RACISM. insta @thenewxtin https://t.co/OCjE7dGBIy xtinpore.blogspot.com Melbourne Joined May 2007

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

gay me just came within an INSTANT of opening the door to the Jehovah's Witnesses wearing a t-shirt my equally gay hair stylist gave me which reads BRAINS ARE THE NEW TITS. dammit. Thought it was the postie. Should have left it on

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Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad

3 years ago

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

Also, are you watching Strange New Worlds. You should watch that. Also you should point me at that amazing new Pike fic you found. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

Make no mistake, Ethan Peck as Spock is hot. But people keep saying "hot Spock!" as though Hot Spock is some kind of brilliant innovation. As though Nimoy was not the OG Hot Spock. Are you serious right now. I have covid and I will fight you.

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

Seriously I love crime drama but I need a brand new ratings body that rates them for BLEAKNESS? Like forget MATURE THEMES, I need HOPE IS DEAD or SHOW EXISTS ONLY FOR BANTZ BETWEEN LEADS.

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

Look, is it just me or is it LONG SINCE past time for the phone people to have realised the charge port needs to go in the TOP of the device, not the bottom? That is all.

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

Holy shit. Empires have risen and fallen, etc #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

The advice is basically "bro, this is not as funny or politically incisive as you think it is, we assure you".

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

YOU GUYS, IT IS REALLY AND TRULY INFORMATION ABOUT DRAWING DICKS ON YOUR BALLOT fucking hell sometimes I love Australia PS FUCK OFF FOREVER, SCOMO, YOU PENIS

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

Wait what

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

Me, having a look around the Australian Electoral Commission website in preparation for federal election, like an interested citizen AEC website:

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Xtin @_Xtin_

3 years ago

I sleep peacefully, because no.

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3 years ago

Bitch I thought the dinosaurs were back

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Xtin @_Xtin_

4 years ago

For the one millionth time, you assholes, requiring your customers to call a voice line to cancel a contract IS ABLEIST AS FUCK.

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Xtin @_Xtin_

4 years ago

I am HEARTBROKENLY GRUMPY! Do not piss me off! Do not ask me for things! Especially do not ask me for things in the guise of seeing how I am doing! And also I don't want to talk about that! I AM GRUMPY THAT'S HOW I'M DOING

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Xtin @_Xtin_

4 years ago

(Everyone says that grief is unexpected and BOY HOWDY is that true and I had no idea how much GRUMPY would come with it.)

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Xtin @_Xtin_

4 years ago

With love, Xtin Who Is Not Actually Now A Handy Substitute for Her Mum, amen.

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Xtin @_Xtin_

4 years ago

Also, god bless you all and everything you meant to her, but you have just got to start realising that these calls are for you and not for me, which is fine, but yes, I know it was my mum's birthday yesterday and no, I don't feel like holding your feelings about that.

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Xtin @_Xtin_

4 years ago

OK, I realise that my mum died, & you loved her too, but I really need the olds to wrap their heads around the fact that I don't answer random voice calls. Ever. I didn't answer them BEFORE I spent a year answering every single distressing one at every f*ing hour. Stop.

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Xtin @_Xtin_

4 years ago

Today in Get Off Xtin's Lawn The state of this faux lashes thing. WTF. There are no metaphors left. You have borked the aesthetic of the QUEENS who propelled this (& basically all makeup artistry) into the mainstream AND THEY KNOW FROM EXTRA, my children. Stop it at once.