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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

...is that it’s the one time of the year I can give myself presents without anyone suspecting they’re from me!

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

The only good thing about Christmas day...

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Don’t talk to me about your present wrapping difficulties… Have you ever tried to wrap a wriggling puppy?! It’s impossible, I tell you.

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Christmas can be such a bore. If one more person tries to put a ridiculous paper hat on me, I shall absolutely scream!

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

I write a wish list to Santa every Christmas, but he never brings me what I want! All I ask for is one of his darling reindeers for a coat!

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Visit the De Vil mansion and you’re sure to be tricked, though. Happy Halloween!

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Don’t even bother saying “trick or treat” to me, darlings. I’ve never given a treat to anyone.

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Some of the little brats are even dressing up like me! Imitation is flattering of course. Unless it’s covered in bubble gum!

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Oh, this is such a horrid time of year. Everywhere I look there are smiling children with sticky little hands covered in candy.

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

What’s my secret to looking so fresh in the scorching heat? Nice try, darlings. It wouldn’t be a secret if I told you!

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Why is there a whole new bevy of little beasts in my way?! Something’s going on, and I haven’t been invited! Someone will pay for this!!!

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Comfort has absolutely nothing to do with fashion. The temperature can soar through the roof; I’ll still be wearing my furs!

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

But the photos would look so much better if it was just me in the picture.

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

Some of those dreadful children wanted their photos taken with me today – I can’t blame them, of course.

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

All those revolting people enjoying themselves – don’t they know that I need looking after, pampering, spoiling…

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

I spotted a few rats yesterday, and one of them looked fat enough to be a small fur stole.

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

One of those hideous children got ice cream on my favorite fur coat! Oh, this place would be far less miserable without them.

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

I cheered up a bit after my shopping trip yesterday - I’ve spotted a fabulous new coat

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

All this pathetic talk of fun. My idea of fun? Terrifying a child or two. Now that’s what I call high-class entertainment.

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Cruella De Vil @__CruellaDeVil_

14 years ago

If one more person tells me to cheer up and enjoy the fun I shall stamp on their idiotic feet.

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