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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

Just when I was feeling good, beginning to unwind, and had a smile on my face, Monday comes along and bitch-slaps me... #iHateMondays

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

Better days are coming... They are called Saturday and Sunday.

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

If stress was a drug, I would be high as hell!! #TrueStory

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

ME: AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT BEING SKINNY WHILE EATING FRENCH FRIES

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

Are there any medium rappers?? They are always B.I.G. or Lil #whyisthat

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

The truth is a punch in the face, you'll have a black eye for weeks. But a lie is an infection, one that stays with you for life #JustSaying

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful.

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

The best thing in life aren't things!

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

Just remember that this relationship is based on mutual trust and respect, so never reveal your true self

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

Life's not about the people who act true to your face. It's about the people who remain true behind your back.

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

The problem with the society nowadays is that everyone is trying to fit in when most of the people were born to stand out.

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'

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12 years ago

Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you.

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!

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Mr Random @__Mr_Random

12 years ago

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

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