Eja @___Eja

Joined October 2018

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S.A.M @anti_valkyrae

2 weeks ago

@s8jwk Whew! I was worried you’d have to disown ur own daughter for dating a man… now that I know your family lines ends with you, I am relieved 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Dantè @Kurlyfries35

2 weeks ago

Seeing your parlay lose by one leg

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Karabo @Kayswayx2

3 weeks ago

The aura, the suits… Peaky Blinders might be the hardest one out. 😂🔥

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acce @accekid

3 weeks ago

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

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my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum

3 weeks ago

When you get a Siamese cat they tell you like 20 times that it's gonna talk to you and you're like yeah sure whatever man, and then you bring it home and open the cage and it steps out and it starts talking to you

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Boogie @BoogieBankss

4 weeks ago

Bring hairy pussy back

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wise fool. @satizzlestmg

4 weeks ago

abeg who be this wisely wey una dey talk vote wisely since ? please vote Peter Obi o

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Lance Corporate @lance_corporate

4 weeks ago

For $200, I’ll come over wearing a tool belt and a branded polo and tell your wife the renovation she wants to do is impossible because that’s a load bearing wall

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﹆ @flowzki

4 weeks ago

assassinating bad and corrupt political leaders suddenly.

AWENI ONIBATA(your handmade footwear plug). @AweniOnibata

4 weeks ago

What’s a lost art?

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KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01

4 weeks ago

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Switch @prophetswitch

4 weeks ago

The Bola Tinubu who gained admission to Chicago State University was a female.

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Bearded & Fluffy 🍺🤪🍺🤪 @ChiTownTim27

4 weeks ago

I was petting a dog and the owner said "Do you wanna see her puppy in the car?" And I'm like "fuck yeah I do!!!" So we walked to her car and OMG the puppy was so cute. Then I thought to myself Damn...did I really just follow a stranger to her car cuz she she had a puppy 🤔🤣

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adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla

4 weeks ago

i love youtube

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sensitive young man @PrimeNigga

4 weeks ago

@Mens_Corner__ If I found 50 gold bars I’d probably double count it just to make sure there’s actually 40 gold bars there. Then I’d get my wife to count again just to make sure I didn’t under count all 25 gold bars. I’d then contact the authorities to make sure I turn in all 5 gold bars.

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Dreezmo 𓃵 @dreezmo

4 weeks ago

Me after making a joke and the therapist starts writing instead of laughing

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Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde

a month ago

Tinubu wey plunged us for poverty, he’s being avoided. Peter Obi wey never enter, na eim dem Dey criticize. Lmao. 🤣. Never see anything like this before.

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Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny

4 weeks ago

No one who has a vital relationship with God can be a Tinubu supporter. I say it again! You cannot have a genuine relationship with the living God and be a Tinubu supporter. Something is wrong with your soul and it needs fixing.

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Peter Obi @PeterObi

4 weeks ago

Where Is Nigeria’s President? The dynamic President of Ghana, John Dramani Mahama, delivered a remarkable address at the 81st United Nations General Assembly. The international community has commended his leadership and the substance of his address. It is a reminder of what leadership can produce when competence, capacity, compassion, commitment and character come together in the service of a nation. Against this background, many are asking: Where is the President of Africa’s most populous nation, a country of more than 200 million people - more than Ghana - whose leader has been absent from the global stage for three consecutive UNGAs? Nigeria’s President, who ought to be representing the country and providing leadership for Africa at the international level, has not attended any of these three global gatherings. Where is he, particularly at a time when the country faces significant challenges, both domestically and internationally? Although our Vice President, Kashim Shettima, was present, the question remains: Where is the President? Let us continue to pray for his return and for his leadership in addressing the many challenges confronting the nation. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO Check out this video, "ghana president at un" share.google/uBKw1UKhpaRyDj…