jackson hole @__capybara

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx Joined February 2014

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yung🛠walken @as_a_worker

2 years ago

pumpernickel (n) “kind of coarse, dark bread from unbolted rye” c. 1740 from german (westfalian dialect) 1663, originally an abusive nickname for a stupid person pumpern: to break wind nickel: goblin

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Sarah Bee🐝 @BirrelleBee

2 years ago

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love.

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I had a french professor who once said if you just did something like going to the supermarket and experienced it fully without the goggles of habit and catégories you would go crazy with pure sense and joy. I think about it all the time. In a way this is all for him.

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Paul Fairie @paulisci

3 years ago

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

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jordan @JordanUhl

3 years ago

priorities

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

3 years ago

Listen, bear spray DOES NOT work like bug spray. We would like to not have to say that again.

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John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad

4 years ago

This is the Russian Flagship #Moskva before she sank. It's impossible to fully assess the situation aboard based on one picture but marine salvage masters must make assumptions based on little information. As a ship captain and ship fire author here's what appears to be likely🧵

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

4 years ago

There is no justification for this system

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

4 years ago

Things are so bad even LinkedIn people are calling out corporate practices

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Barnett R. Rubin @BRRubin

4 years ago

So the world's richest country has decided to rob the world's poorest country in the name of justice. A fitting end to the War on Terror.

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

4 years ago

robert pattinson seems to be actively hating whatever he is doing at any given moment and frankly i respect him for it

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kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas

4 years ago

my therapist: be kinder to yourself! my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

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ppigg @s4m31p4n

4 years ago

Therapists should be allowed to be honest and tell you that it’s over for you

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Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski

4 years ago

FDR won the presidency *4 times*, Dems made up 80% of the house and 80% of the senate in 1938. The answer is right in front of us. Kick out the big money and go all in on economic populism. Beating Republicans should be the easiest thing on the planet

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swm @sheathescholar

4 years ago

i’m a doctoral student and just submitted an assignment that looks like this so stop forcing those middle schoolers to do a five-paragraph essay for every damn assignment. kthanksbye.