Sam @sambower

I'm a whole lot of sarcasm and dad jokes rolled up into one girl Joined March 2012

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Tim Scott @hellotimscott

6 years ago

Getting to know our delivery guys. #TigerKing

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SoberNugg @SoberNugg

6 years ago

When your own mom applauds you being dumped on national television #thebachelor

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Sam @sambower

6 years ago

I drive more carefully when I’m transporting chips & queso, than I do with other humans. Not sure what that says about me as a person.

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Jojo Wegner @WegnerJojo

6 years ago

I’m in a good place right now, not emotionally, I’m just at Chic fil A.

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Sam @sambower

6 years ago

I told my husband I love him, and he hit me with “uno, reverse card” Hm.

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The Cradle @CradleAdoption

6 years ago

Help us remove the stigma of adoption. If we change the way we talk about adoption, we can change the way we think about it. #AdoptionChangesEverything #GiveUpGivingUp ow.ly/FK0l50xguTZ

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Franjolittle @Franjorodowski

6 years ago

Star Wars 9 "The Rice of Skywalker" #StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker

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Sam @sambower

6 years ago

Arkansas really out here with ice on the windshield season already?

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Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs

6 years ago

Me coming home to my dog after being gone for 5 minutes

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Sam @sambower

6 years ago

Unintended perk of marriage: You can steal his hoodies during Fall now without complaints bc he knows they’ll come back home 👏

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Taylor Martin @taylordmartin22

6 years ago

I’ve decided that being an adult is out of my price range right now

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Sam @sambower

6 years ago

I already know I’m 100% going to be that annoying mom based on my current camera roll of my dog child

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Sam @sambower

6 years ago

I wanted Tyler as bachelor, but if you choose Mike please for the love of everything good bring Demi Lovato on as a contestant. I want to see this crush played out! #TheBacheloretteFinale

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Sam @sambower

6 years ago

How you know your an old lady: We’re at concert and I made the comment to my husband, “Hey that girls hoop earrings are about the size of my sewing hoops.”