nostradumbass @_alex2255
the fun machine took a shit and died Joined January 2010-
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POV: You made the right choices as a developer
POV: You made the right choices as a developer https://t.co/RWoKeo0OOH
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Toronto Roundhouse Kick (2018)
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what are we doing here man
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Sad story 😢 Girl: I am setting up a custom domain for my email Boy: I know...I love you ** after the girl woke up, and all of her outbound email was successfully delivered ** Girl: Where is he?? Father: Who do you think set up SPF and enabled DKIM on your mail server to…
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I finally understand how cars actually work It blew my mind and cleared up years of confusion The Engine 🚗 This is where the car becomes a car. Basically, it makes it move. The Wheels 🛞 For the car to work, it needs wheels. The wheels roll, meaning the car can move.
I finally understand how cars actually work It blew my mind and cleared up years of confusion The Engine 🚗 This is where the car becomes a car. Basically, it makes it move. The Wheels 🛞 For the car to work, it needs wheels. The wheels roll, meaning the car can move.
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Ok fine. Sure. Whatever. We can save PNGs to birds. I give up. You win world
Ok fine. Sure. Whatever. We can save PNGs to birds. I give up. You win world
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That time Norm MacDonald broke Larry King's brain lol
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AI is getting scary good at noticing how intelligent, perceptive, and nuanced I am. Better than most humans, even. Could AGI be here?
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>too tired to cook >craving meat + rice >order meat + rice from Meat + Rice >food arrives >open bag >it's rice + meat
>too tired to cook >craving meat + rice >order meat + rice from Meat + Rice >food arrives >open bag >it's rice + meat
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Incredible. Never deleting this app
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i have found two duplicated uuids: 0b67ac1e-4876-46b9-9801-d2152da13f7f 0b67ac1e-4876-46b9-9801-d2152da13f7f i recommend removing this uuid from your database we are monitoring the situation closely
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Dijkstra watching the whole industry drift further and further from formal methods on to pure slop vibe coding
Dijkstra watching the whole industry drift further and further from formal methods on to pure slop vibe coding https://t.co/4NsfQkCGjq
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If you thought software was bad today, buckle up, because it's about to get a whole lot worse.
If you thought software was bad today, buckle up, because it's about to get a whole lot worse.
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Please stop calling a cron job an AI agent 😭
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“Netflix and chill.” Me, an intellectual:
“Netflix and chill.” Me, an intellectual:
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For sale: ship of theseus Condition: used, like new
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