Amb @_amb5
just here for the jokey jokes Joined May 2012-
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
it’s that time of year again where i torture myself by watching love is blind
I’m so committed to this trash ass show and I don’t like a single couple this season #LoveIsBlind
the idea of having 4-5 kids is very intimidating, but the families I know with 4-5 adult children now seem to be having more fun than anyone else I know
Well they can’t read or pronounce words either so
The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read
The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read
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I can see why Dorothy dropped her house on Nessarose for these shits they are MEAN
Red Christian Louboutin So Kate 120 patent leather pumps
Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
OHH ALEX CONSANI
Soy tan feliz viendo Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, amo ver cuerpos y rostros perfectos e inalcanzables. Qué viva la belleza femenina, lo banal, lo superficial. ME ENCANTA
Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret 🪽 #VSFashionShow
THE NASTY WING FLIP YASMIN #VSFashionShow
Alex Consani for the Victoria Secret Fashion Show #VSFashionShow
jasmine tookes backstage at the 2026 victoria’s secret fashion show
Anok Yai first walk at the 2026 Victoria secret fashion show
megan thee stallion at the victoria’s secret fashion show pink carpet
Not to sound rude, but the best part of Love Is Blind (that isn't triggering or aggravating to watch) is when they fall head over heels for one another through a wall and then upon first meeting, one person viscerally cannot hide how ugly they find the other person in/of the face
“suicide is selfish” and so is reproducing but none of you are ready for that conversation
The new season of Love is Blind: Boston starts with a guy wondering if 28-3 was a more impressive comeback that Jesus’ resurrection while Boston’s More Than a Feeling plays. 10/10 no notes
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