Betty Goddardа @_betty_go

Dear god, help me control my breathing, help me stay calm, and please help me pull the trigger faster than my enemies.

K.Dot says he's the best rapper alive in his monster freestyle and named a load of rappers who r much better than those he named in control.

whenever I wake up from a nap I drink a gallon of water and I still have cotton mouth.

Drinking a bottle of water first thing in the morning will help you wake up.

i'm thirsty i mean i really want some water but it's one am and i'd wake up everybody.

"Drink alot of water, sleep on your side, when you wake up take two advils and well talk about this".

On the beach, wake and bake away the stars Wanna watch the water trickle down your arms - Just For One Day - Emblem3.

When you listen to club songs, when the bass drops, so does your sense of self-control. Because losing it so much fun. Haha.

The dates on parental control look so fun i wish guys were that creative.

I hate when someone makes fun of something someone can't control... Why are you making someone feel bad about something they can't change..?

Why make fun of a girl for things she cant control when you sleep with every guy you talk to?

I think making fun of people for something they have no control over is disgusting.

Religion...what a load of bollox. This is why I played football on a Sunday morning instead of getting brainwashed by a nonce or terrorist.

Terrible commute into work this morning. The stairs were heavily congested and a shoe rack had spilled its load in the hall.

Good morning twitter. Happy Labor Day. Take a load off.

I like pooping in the morning. The load has been lifted!

SCHOOL IS HELL SO IM GOING TO LOCK MYSELF IN THE TOILET TOMORROW MORNING MAKING A LOAD OF NOISES SO MY MUM THINKS I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHOEA

MBNBC will air MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech in its entirety tonight. Fox News will air three lost episodes of "Amos n' Andy.".

Joe Hart, towel-whipping PE perv jock with secret dehabilitating air fix model habit, definitely lost his virginity in Amsterdam.

Morning twitter x My T.L wont update itself from midnight, so whatever you were up to last night, I hope you enjoyed it! Have a good day.