𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

It’s like my mother always said, “what the fuck is wrong with you?” Bri. 28. sorry for the mess. CMHC. Groomer of Dogs. Ralph’s Rock Diner Joined April 2015

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

a week ago

Jonathan, half awake: I have to tell you this I’ve been dreaming about it since we talked about it an hour ago Me: babe we’ve literally been sleeping all night we haven’t spoken in the last hour Jonathan: oh. Maybe I made that up, anyway…

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

a month ago

How life feels when you have the same taste in antiques and oddities

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

4 months ago

If you ever use the words “I’m not an abuser” to defend your actions, you might be abusive.

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Rx Queen @iendurepain

4 months ago

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

4 months ago

“You could have anyone you want” Yeah bro, that’s the problem

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

5 months ago

I’m in this tweet, and idk how I feel about it. Grade A yearner over here.

dashton kutcher @thedigitaldash_

5 months ago

I’m in this tweet, and idk how I feel about it. Grade A yearner over here.

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

5 months ago

Me but with my lighters

nyx @aaronrrey

5 months ago

Me but with my lighters

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

5 months ago

Nobody tells you that a break up you initiated and wanted still feels lonely as hell

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

5 months ago

Thinking about the landlord I rented my dream apartment from in 2018 while I was in a heavy downward spiral. I think he may be a saint because that man did more for me than my parents. I hope Michael is doing well.

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

5 months ago

It makes me chuckle when people give me shit for having meetings in the ladies’ room when we’re out but like that’s where we have meetings at work because it’s the only room that we can hear each other over the dogs

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Mia K. @miakhalifa

6 months ago

‘punk’ isn’t a studded belt and an aesthetic buzzword, people have lost all sight of the fact that it’s punk to care, it’s punk to be informed; in fact, being political is NECESSARY to be punk. The root of punk ideology is anti-establishment, anti-war, anti-white supremacy

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6 months ago

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Pander Shirts 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts

6 months ago

a 28 year old thinking a 22 year old is hot is not pedophilia for the love of god

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

6 months ago

I let my favorite client know about my step-dad’s passing and she checked to make sure I had taken some time off for myself and then brought me flowers and a sympathy card when she picked up 😭😭😭 half my clients are mad they had to reschedule

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𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd

6 months ago

Not only have I had two human deaths to process this week but also 2 dogs from work. Don’t ask me how I am because I genuinely couldn’t give you an answer.