Brandon Wilson @_brandonw__

Life Update: Just used a bidet. Feel kind of uncomfortable about it, but it's a clean kind of discomfort.

A twitter update where every time you get retweeted Siri goes, "You is kind. You is smart. You is important.".

When was the last time me and park had a heart to heart.

You there when its bright, better be there when it's dark... If you wasn't there for the ride don't be there when I park.

DO NOT PARK BEHIND ME WHEN WAITING FOR YOUR KID. I NEED TO PULL OUT OMG.

I hate it when people park super close to my car to the point where I can barely open my door.

Played Saints Row 4 last night, enjoyed it alot. however next gen cannot come soon enough, games are really starting to creek on current sys

Berry was such a great race I had so much fun and really enjoyed the race! Good job Mill Creek cross country!

Enjoyed West Park Creek Reservation trails through the woods today! It was a regular pooch parade there!

Series on Revelation beginning Sunday @ Casey Creek. Looking forward to it. I have really enjoyed praying and preparing for this study.

He kind of has this "ow....ow ow, damnit one went in my eye" look i.imgur.com/FP7bp.jpg

Watching the storm from a second story window is way cooler then a first story. You guys don't even know.

Neck Kisses can make someone throw their morals out the window you know.

Hears the clunk of next doors bathroom window opening, followed by the hiss of air freshener....aye Cathy, I know what you've been up to.

I like how the guy who gets hit curls his arm up. imgur.com/PiAERJ4

There's going to be a Tottenham stadium meltdown today. Well you know, something has to replace transfer window & team sheets.

Cameron lands in St Pete for G20; but do they really need that big union jack sticking out of pilots' window? We know it's Cameron..it's BA.

get a raspberry/lemonberry slush from sonic and you can thank me now or later either way's fine.

Pull into the carwash turn chief keef way down n give my car to the hood carwash guys.. get it back 10 mins later. Cheif keef bumpin. Hahaha

Sam and his friends talk about working out in the morning when I'm with them and all I think about is what I'm eating later lmfao.