cptcub @_captainMIKEY

simple yet complex modern day hippie good vibes only #gay #cub #dom #pirate #BASSHEAD #chef #nurse been keepin it real since 2011. just living day by day ✌️&❤️ instagram.com/abearsgottaeat… south bay Joined December 2012

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

a year ago

all this talk about community and being inclusive and all that shit is bs. humans are horrible people. and they make me want to be horrible. tthanx.

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2 years ago

people will stay in a relationship even if they are unhappy and it’s sad. i’ll never settle i’ll never stay

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2 years ago

if you’re having sex with guys. you’re not straight

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2 years ago

clout chasing is so pathetic

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2 years ago

i might not be everyone’s cup of tea. but life is a buffet. eat up!!

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2 years ago

it’s funny listening to straight men talk about football like they are part of the team.

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

don’t complain you’re tired. and need a break. but when it’s your time you over here bullshitting

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

the things people say on the internet. i really can’t believe it sometimes

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

im in love with @IncredibleCulk

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2 years ago

the vibes were good at the end of the world #thanksapocalypse

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

i’m thankful i can easily see hot naked men. thank you world wide web

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2 years ago

when men talk about sports teams like they play for them 😂😂

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

someone on tinder just told me they did not know what a nurse was. this is the pool i’m dating in. how great.

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

when you spend an hour trying to shinny hunt evee on the last day of the event because you didn’t know it was happening 😩😩

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2 years ago

they ain’t about the vibe. they about that bullshit

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

i didn’t play any video games today. #sad #gaymer

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

so many people want to put labels on things but don’t even know what the words mean

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cptcub @_captainMIKEY

2 years ago

yo. not to sound like an asshole. but i don’t think you should be complaining about how much money you make if all your doing is checking someone into a hotel room. you definitely shouldn’t be making more than me out her saving people’s lives.