Garrett Brown @_clockblocked
"You're such a f*ing yes man" – former boss, "I love you, bro" – current clients, Growing homebuilders @hazarddothouse, IRL coffee with misfits @acq_taste_club hazard.house howdy 👉 Joined May 2011-
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How to reverse AI brain rot: · Stop chasing frictionless convenience. Accept some slowness and complexity. Embrace manual effort to train your mind and body. It's the only way to grow. · Resist over-automation. Keep skills alive that a machine could easily replace, even if its…
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I just realized this skit from “I Think You Should Leave” has been living in my head for the past 6 years already…
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This guy explains why everything we know about addiction is actually wrong
convinced that adults have totally forgotten how to have fun in conversation. every conversation is either "checklist catch up on life events" or "grave discussion of public events we must feel sad about". we've totally lost the sense of play. hold your beliefs loosely, laugh.
I wish there was a button to mute everyone who complains about OS updates
Gimme that SLAB
If you think that "The Machine" is responsible for most of our current problems, I'd like to re-introduce you to the human heart.
We live in the future
Very few of us know the people at the tip of the spear. We can make the biggest impact by uniting against the handle, making that behavior far more taboo than it is now.
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Day 2 of learning how to shoot a compound bow. Stoked about the groupings, still gotta work on my posture. My form’s all over the place.
Having a child is the most selfless thing you can do and that really scares people that treat relationships transactionally. Raising a child is an act of faith in a world you will not fully inhabit. It is handing the torch forward knowing that your grip on it is temporary. It is…

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