Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) @_daniel_c_
Let's be real, I'm the best thing since dry humor. Occasionally funny. he/him DMV Joined December 2011-
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Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) retweeted
Charlie Kirks murder being a much bigger national story and event than an actual democratic politician and her husband being assassinated seems foreboding
Charlie Kirks murder being a much bigger national story and event than an actual democratic politician and her husband being assassinated seems foreboding
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Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) retweeted
just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day
just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day
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Got absolutely fucked fighting an actual army they said lemme go back to kids
Got absolutely fucked fighting an actual army they said lemme go back to kids
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Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) retweeted
So let me get this straight: COVID is a bioweapon that leaked out of a Chinese lab. But it’s also just a cold. But still a bio weapon. But we’re not going to do ANYTHING to mitigate its spread. Like not even filtering the air to keep a supposed bioweapon from spreading?
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A political movement can spend a decade demanding no more wars in the Middle East -- so resources can be used at home instead for Americans -- but the minute you show them video of 30 Arabs blown up and dubiously claim they're terrorists, many will say: "hell yeah! kill more!"
A political movement can spend a decade demanding no more wars in the Middle East -- so resources can be used at home instead for Americans -- but the minute you show them video of 30 Arabs blown up and dubiously claim they're terrorists, many will say: "hell yeah! kill more!"
Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) retweeted
i took a look at hasan's shop. he appears to use t-shirts made in the usa at a shop run by the international brotherhood of teamsters.
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im not saying nothing
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FDR and LBJ dragged the South out of Third World status kicking and screaming, and they’ve never been forgiven
FDR and LBJ dragged the South out of Third World status kicking and screaming, and they’ve never been forgiven
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I think about this HN comment a lot.
Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) retweeted
Fukuyama was so insanely right when he said prosperous societies will get bored of their comfort and create chaos for the hell of it.
Fukuyama was so insanely right when he said prosperous societies will get bored of their comfort and create chaos for the hell of it.
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Daniel (Not Elon Musk - Parody) retweeted
A good amount of the 'I was debanked because of the state' stories are along the lines of 'I said something controversial on Twitter and Citi closed my bank account' while not mentioning the meth business they were running on the side.
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Which way, American man.
Which way, American man. https://t.co/elnvUVFTLa
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Excellent, another government agency
Excellent, another government agency
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