cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

co-host of @everyfnff • he/him • Twitch affiliate/Dark Souls Speedrunner • infinitely obsessed with @frostwad 🗣 Twitch account 👉 @karlgerm podcast.everyfnff.com Joined November 2017

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

4 years ago

kind of shocking that the Biden that kept biting people in the White House and then died within a year WASN’T Hunter or Joe.

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

4 years ago

whoops. I stopped using this account as much because it was just the void I would use to scream about political topics and injustices and then (unsurprisingly) things got way worse and I’ve just started doing that from my other account anyway 🙃 anyway Free Palestine

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

4 years ago

selling a goatse NFT. serious offers only. willing to trade for a tubgirl NFT of equal or greater value

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

I barely use this twitter account anymore but I’ve been streaming a bunch and my girlfriend and I are getting drunk and playing Mario 64 and chatting with homies tonight if you want to come hang and call King Bob-Omb and imperialist fascist with us

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

remember that time Kamala Harris tried winning cool Millennial Points in the primaries by lying about how she smoked weed in college and how a few weeks ago the Biden Admin fired every staffer who admitted to having smoked weed? most progressive ticket in history, baayyybeee

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5 years ago

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

my Mom sent this to my family group chat and all I could think of was “damn shawty, ok!”

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5 years ago

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

I hope Tom Hanks’s son keeps this up and slowly moves all white boys left. “Another rule for White Boy Summer: none of us are free until we’re all free. we are stronger together and All is for All. better things are possible, namsayin? also, no more wearing shoes without socks”

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

they should invent a Tenga Egg for pissing

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

wish I could feel the pure, unadulterated joy I felt when the news broke that Trump had COVID. that was a top tier feeling

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

Heard joke once: man goes to doctor. Say he’s depressed. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Cars 2 is playing in theaters. Take this delicious can of beans and go enjoy the film.”

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

in case anyone has it confused, using bombs is pretty much the exact opposite of how to “stabilize” something. and that’s pretty much the only thing the US has done to the Middle East for most of my life, through multiple presidents.

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cat enthusiast ACAB @_deadhand

5 years ago

“Capitalism breeds innovation!” innovation under capitalism: “yo, if I don’t eat breakfast, I’ll be able to save some extra money to potentially pay some bills on the debt I got when I was 18 that is mathematically impossible for me to pay off”