Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

the hero of this story United States Joined December 2011

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

6 days ago

Wife is away on business. So I’m standing on the same 😎

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We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight. - But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, John. You see?

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

4 weeks ago

AITAH for ordering 999 McDoubles? They open at 9am..

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

2 months ago

Hey does anyone know if there are any movies that ants really hate that I can leave playing in my living room and bedroom all day?

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

2 months ago

You guys remember that one level from Tak and the Power of Juju where you go sand boarding? That was cool as hell

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

4 months ago

RIP Pat Tillman

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

8 months ago

I have reason to suspect my fiancée is on TikTok despite the recent ban. Does anyone know the proper channels I can use to report her to the authorities?

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

10 months ago

They got Gracie Abram’s at this thing. Hard to believe she made all those tanks for the army with a voice like that

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

10 months ago

Can I keep it a stack with y’all? I like Meghan Trainor more than Sabrina Carpenter

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

10 months ago

They got Jimmy Fallon here at the jingle ball. I’m gonna keep it a stack with you, I’m not impressed

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Mike Recine @mikerecine

10 months ago

Well well well it’s wop this and dago that until we do something that you like.

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

12 months ago

all that money and still can’t take a screenshot

Elon Musk @elonmusk

12 months ago

all that money and still can’t take a screenshot

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

12 months ago

It should be illegal to use a leaf blower for more than 30 minutes and the mandatory minimum sentence for violating this law should be the death penalty

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Dikhail Jakinov @_dicknuts

a year ago

It’s pretty sweet that every Uber driver always has a guy to talk on the phone with the whole time they’re working. Kinda like Xbox live if you think about it