El @_elle_c___p
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I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.
(watching the conditions that created world war 2 appear again as the global climate collapses) i should go to grad school
HAPPY DONT BE AFRAID JUST START THE TAPE DAY
something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….
“do not overmix” “make sure there are no pockets or lumps of flour” i can only do one of those things big dog
it turns out that waking up at 7am, doing yoga and going for a walk with coffee does drastically improve your morning
between the ages of 24-28 it becomes increasingly humiliating to ask friends for their time or help because they're going to be like "sorry i can't :/ i'm spending the weekend at my partner's place" like ok i guess i'll see you in a few years then
being in your 20s is so funny because wtf is actually going on lmao
please text me back i’m about to start making stuff up in my head and the stuff is all bad
FUCK THE EMMYS
idk if it’s problematic to talk shit about the amish but there was a huge group of them on an amtrak ride i took a few months ago and i have nothing nice to say. forgive me ally louks but the smell for 1. and the rudeness for 2-15.
idk if it’s problematic to talk shit about the amish but there was a huge group of them on an amtrak ride i took a few months ago and i have nothing nice to say. forgive me ally louks but the smell for 1. and the rudeness for 2-15.
Every irispepe and hudachris scene #LoveIslandUSA
shaving before i see superman tonight just in case
i’m obsessed with this whole movie press tour being “look how pretty he is” and how much it’s going to work
i’m obsessed with this whole movie press tour being “look how pretty he is” and how much it’s going to work
i like driving by myself. just played the same 1 song 36 times
college had me checking my emails in the middle of a party
Theres smthn psychologically torturing abt your mom watching the same looping short on social media over and over so you keep hearing the same soundbite blasting fron their phone 8 times in a row
“maybe you’re just not liked” get olandria a g*n omg??
“maybe you’re just not liked” get olandria a g*n omg??
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Eliana Johns @elianajjohns
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Department of History... @HistoryDept_NU
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SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci
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madebyhistory @madebyhistory
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438K Followers 181 Following i like to poorly draw cats - this is the only account i own! the one and only
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