pimp daddy erik @_eriktion_
stealing your sister with these looks not the pentagon Joined June 2014-
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[rolls down window because the brotherhood doesn't have ferraris] what the fuck did you say to me???
possibility is in the word responsibility hence why i am a shitty father and person
i got 99 problems and i caused them all with my mutant supremacy ideals
raven: [has a small party with mutants] charles: omg you are so immature charles: [was drinking a shit ton of beer earlier that day]
charles: why do you cause so much trouble? erik:
telepathic powers??? you mean telePATHETIC powers?
people say that charles' and i's fighting is similar to an 8th grader complaining about the backstabbers and fake friends aka annoying
charles after i told him he's a whiny pissbaby that needs to stop crying over me
now i'm lying on the cold hard ground
lol one time i tried signing up to be part of the x-men for shit and giggles and charles sent back a polaroid of him flipping me off
do you know how many times i had to practice my opening statement when shit happens?? trying to make magneto sound badass is hard.
why did god take robin williams away when he could of taken robin thicke
"when u look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me everything is not alright because i probably killed you" - scott probably
never ask raven to play twister because she'll win 100% of the time
lol i'm not scared of anyone!!! [sees raven and looks at floor]
please donate to the brotherhood for heating systems i'm tired of trying to be cool and mysterious
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