Umang Singh @_findinghumour

front-end developer ugly and funny coz you can't get both in a guy unless he is Chandler bing Joined March 2021

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

2 years ago

My ex was really liberal she supported lgbtqia+. It was okay till supporting, the problem began when she started identifying herself as a snake.

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

2 years ago

Now who said Delhi is not safe, it's one of the safest places to stab someone. #SakshiMuderCase

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

3 years ago

Dear girls if you are educated u should not get into live in, don’t you remember the chapter where they taught refrigerator was invented to store human body.

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

3 years ago

I am single by choice… Of the girls who refuse to date me 🥲

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

3 years ago

Today my vegetarian friend asked me how can u kill something to eat…. And i was like wouldn’t it be cruel if we eat them alive. #grayjoke

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

3 years ago

53k ? Are you serious @IndiGo6E, that too scheduled after a month, @Skyscanner are you sure this is not a glitch @IndiGo6E Ye kis hisab se le rahe ho be :P Itne me to thailand trip ho jaati hai...

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

3 years ago

Ji haan dosto Sardar khan bekasur tha saari galti us aurat ki thi jisne usse bola tha ki wo nagma hai... #10yearsofGangsofwasseypur

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

Lately I was feeling really heavy... I felt tired So I motivated myself And I started running From my responsibilities Let me tell you... It works 😂 #joke

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There was a time when people used to tease me and called fat, I got frustrated and trained so hard that today i don't give a f*ck on who calls me what. Remember it's all about dedication and sheet will power.

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

On a animal farm one day a swan was slaughtered and everybody was really furious... How can one slaughter a swan they are in less in number while everyone was very happy to ignore the fact that a chicken gets slaughtered the other day since the farm was full of chicken #get_it

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

The problem with mordern day feminism is that men can't leverage the fact that they are a Son, father, husband and business person at the same time All we get to leverage is male privilege. Disclaimer: this joke is not against feminism

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

She: tell me a song that describes you the best Me: Mera joota fake leather... Dil chhichha-ledar ....... Hey u der?? #jokes

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

I am from two indias one which gets the jokes and one which doesn't, i am also from two indias One where people think mocking a religion is a joke and other where you cannot mock a religion because it's not a joke #center

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

Whole idea of relationships is based on human urge for external validation, That you are a good person, if it works you keep getting it and if it doesn't YOU WERE ALWAYS A GOOD PERSON the problem was with everyone else but yes YOU WERE ALWAYS A GOOD PERSON #justajoke

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

Girls will buy some dress just to realise that they are not looking good in them and blame the dress. Are parda hi maila hai... #justajoke

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

I have been through some of the terrible things in my life, and believe me Some of them actually happened

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

Evil indian girl "I like you but as a boyfriend" #EvilBeLike #evilversions #MEMES

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

We really live in a patriarchal society... I mean all the JOBS are done by women #insidejoke

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

How software engineers check someone out... They simply do git checkout #programmingjoke #github #git

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Umang Singh @_findinghumour

4 years ago

The biggest paradox I know of is "No caption needed is also a caption" // Stop reading if you understood the joke So we tell people that the post needs no caption by putting a caption // If you had to read till here congratulations you don't know what paradox is #jokes