Grape Ape @_grapeape

SEVEN no-hit innings in the books for Odrisamer Despaigne. A @Padres pitcher has never thrown a no-no. #DomiNoNo

. @kevin46311 some dick fired a pitchfork into my yard. Im gonna use it to blast a hole in you asshole garage so I can poo in it. #GrapeApe

Stop.... RT @suntimes_hoops: Don't be surprised to hear LeBron's name associated with the Bulls if he opts out. #GrapeApe

Barney has an OBP of .252. Please get him off the MLB roster. #GetOffMyRoster

Happy Fathers Day!!!! Now Here's a picture of Mike Ditka eating an H-dog for some reason.... #GrapeApe

The apes friend @realdport has this RT @ProFootballTalk: Report: Jadeveon Clowney had sports hernia surgery yesterday wp.me/p14QSB-9v7T

Sold his soul to the Ape for that no-no! #GrapeApe RT @mlbtraderumors: Johan Santana Tears Achilles, Out For Year mlbtraderumors.com/?p=38637

They get Candy Grapes, you nugget! #GrapeApe RT @espnchicubs: Cubs with one walk-off win this week already. Who's getting the pie?

@_grapeape Thanks. There's hope for me yet.

@RyanPKelly1 @Jason1Goff The. Ape had a flu once. He flung poo at his neighbor. The Ape dont like people when hes sick. #GrapeApe

The Ape likes Vagina's. LeBron is a vagina. The Ape doesnt like LeBron! ya here, @h_winger78 ? #GrapeApe

Cool counties!! #GrapeApe RT @TWCBreaking: Tornado Warning for Bent and Prowers Counties in CO until 9:15 PM MDT weather.com/weather/alerts…

Ape wants to turn it into 23 different candy stores. RT @nwi: Matteson looking for Lincoln Mall shopping center buyer bit.ly/1mTRdJx

Speaking of country: #Nashville star Hayden Panettiere is pregnant! ♥ eonli.ne/1uiXza1

As we stand at the moment, the two AL Wild Card teams would be the Angels (30-27) and Mariners (31-28).

This 85-year-old woman is the UK's oldest living prostitute, charging up to 250£ an hour thebea.st/1m9EfWk

Many slept last night but not all woke up this morning, I just want to say THANK YOU LORD for making me see this day #nigeriamusic

@_grapeape sure, why not?

MY FRIEND WOULD BE JAY CUTLER IF HE HAF THE TIME.... #GrapeApe