Talking about coming out stories last night at a party and this dude said “I did the Klarna thing, you know, Bi now, Gay later 💁🏻♂️” and I nearly choked on my fucking food 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Once again the folks who can always tell are transvestigating my pal, and calling her a man. They are incorrect, btw, but it got me to thinking…
I wish someone would call me a bloke on the internet. Am I not manly enough? My feet are a size 7, please, come and call me “sir” 🥺
Waited 18months for my daughters surgery (one she’s had before as an emergency surgery) and now we have a date for it and I am FREAKING OUT.
This surgery may lead to more surgeries, depending on the findings from this one.
Local pigeons are so fat they don’t land so much as crash into the ground. One just “landed” near me in the garden and I nearly had a bloody heart attack with the thump it made. It’s a miracle it can get off the ground at all, it’s like a football 😭
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