isabelle @_isabellelw
United Kingdom Joined October 2011-
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“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night:
“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night: https://t.co/EoQMUpb0A1
“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”
Nothing will prepare you for the image
Needed cheering up a bit so went on the rejected petitions bit of the government website to see how it was going.
It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find jay Slater he is on holiday in Tenerife and has gone missing please call 116 000 with any information
shoutout to all my homies who can hear plugged in appliances (even ones turned off), light fixtures humming, and when something is fully charged cause the noise changes
Are you travelling by @SouthernRailUK this weekend? My friend Lucie desperately needs your help. She has spent nine months hand making this beautiful quilt out of disused kimono silk for her oldest friend's brand new baby:
I’ve been binging Grey’s Anatomy for a month and I’m gonna be honest w you- I feel ready to scrub in on a Whipple
i forgot to repost this yesterday but this is my favourite new year video x
i forgot to repost this yesterday but this is my favourite new year video x
If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, Christmas Eve is the day to do it. Can just rush through the door carrying anything saying “DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!” and people will close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom.
During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home. Does anyone know if this is service is still available, and if you have to book?
So someone released the full video ! It wasn’t the BBC who released this and it certainly wasn’t me! But in a way I think I’m glad this is out there, as it shows I WAS having a bit of a joke with the crew during the countdown. Again, so sorry it went out on air. It was meant…
i feel bad for Netflix era kids. they will never know what it was like to run to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom while a commercial break was on, and the sound of there sibling scream “It’s ON!!!”
if i tell you my head hurts i don’t want you to ask me if i’ve had enough water. i want you to drop to your knees and scream “she doesn’t deserve this!!!” until god puts me out of my misery
Hey @sainsburys - one of your store managers is revelling in publicly taunting the grieving mother of murdered trans-teenager Brianna Ghey. Such is the state of the UK, bullies now feel empowered do this. Please, this is totally unacceptable. Can you do something? Ty 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️
Aperol Spritz
Started painting again and had a breakdown half way through n gave Billy Connolly fried eggs for eyes
Started painting again and had a breakdown half way through n gave Billy Connolly fried eggs for eyes https://t.co/XUlzuzaBPm

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