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@_jWIN_

I'm not sleepy, I'm just asian Joined May 2013
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@_jWIN_

13 years ago

Am I the only person that looks at someone's whole iFunny profile if I find a good pic in collective?

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@_jWIN_

13 years ago

When you drop your pencil you try every possible way to try and pick it up with out getting out of your chair.

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13 years ago

I would have a 6 pack if junk food wasn't so fucking delicious

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13 years ago

I wonder what flavor of milkshake "brought all the boys to the yard", and why exactly it is better than yours...

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13 years ago

Something I've always wondered about Pokemon... How the fuck does Onix not kill everyone?! "ONIX! USE TACKLE!" Boom. Dead. Game Over bitches

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13 years ago

Ever post a pic on iFunny that got comments saying "this is getting featured" But then it gets the purple stamp of death& dies a collective

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13 years ago

When they invented the first clock, How did they know exactly what time to set it to?

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13 years ago

I hate it when kids are assholes. You can't even punch them or anything cause they're like 9, and they know this. Those smug little shits.

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13 years ago

And now, a haiku about getting out of bed... No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no

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13 years ago

When I was a kid I thought that all adults are smart, then I found out there aren't that many smart adults in the world at all...

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13 years ago

If Kevin Bacon doesn't occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself.

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13 years ago

How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1.) put head phones in your pocket 2.) wait a minute

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13 years ago

How awful would it be if everyone that you've ever thought of while masturbating, found out that you thought about them while masturbating?

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@_jWIN_

13 years ago

Sprint unlimited data plan, Y U NO ACTUALLY SPRINT AND MAKE MY PHONE RUN FASTER?!

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@_jWIN_

13 years ago

Follow this guy> @iFunnyAbysmal He's new to twitter. People who follow him will get followed back & I'll sub 2 u on iFunny. Much <3 peeps

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@_jWIN_

13 years ago

I hate bitches that get offended by the word "bitch". Bitch, if you ain't a bitch then I'm clearly not talking to you so stop bitchin!

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