Xero | J-Ha @_j_ha
PhD in K8s Clusterology - CCC(HH) - c3Bottles - Senior Bad Idea Prevention Officer - Dev Oops Engineer Hamburg, Deutschland Joined March 2011-
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Boss: How good are you at Power Point? Me: I Excel at it Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word
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instant classic
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Meta-Aufkleber „uff Kleber“ /cc @hq_leaks
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Sorry, der musste sein 😉 #9EuroTicket #hvv
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Schlimmste an Zugfahren ist, dass man dabei Mario Barth treffen kann
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Gründe die Luca-App nicht zu löschen: - du hast sie nie installiert - du bist Smudo
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I think recruiting reached a new level. I just woke up from a nightmare today, where a recruiter visited me at home and offered me high paying but uninteresting jobs with a mega phone 😂 That was the weirdest dream ever.
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Tinder and Pokemon Go are both incredibly useful apps for finding monsters in your local area
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Junior dev: "I fucked up bad, I'm so fired" Senior dev: " I have 3 production outages named after me lol"
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Als Alternative zur Corona-Impfung empfehle ich eine Patientenverfügung.
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Leute, sich sicher sind, dass das Risiko von 0,8% an Corona zu sterben sie nicht treffen wird, aber Lotto spielen, wo sie glauben zu den 0,00000072% Gewinnern zu gehören.
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@ Mensch der die Hexe ersteigert hat... Ich kauf sie dir ab!!! Ehrlich... @C3Teleshop #rc3 #c3teleshop
Ich hab mich nur impfen lassen, weil ich einmal in meinem Leben ein Stickeralbum komplettieren wollte.
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Meine Oma laut aus dem Wohnzimmer: "Sind zu Weihnachten alle noch mit ihren Partnern zusammen? Wenn sich welche trennen wollen, dann sollten sie es jetzt tun, ich fange nämlich mit den Weihnachtskarten an!" Weihnachtsromantik Level: Schwabe
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Tell me you forgot to set the limits, without telling me that you forgot to the limits
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An alle unentschlossenen wählt so, dass es einen ordentlichen LINKSRUCK gibt!!!
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Explaining "CrashLoopBackOff" 😅😅 @memenetes #Kubernetes
Explaining "CrashLoopBackOff" 😅😅 @memenetes #Kubernetes
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Them: how's it like being a kubernetes admin? Kubernetes Admin:
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