jacksley @_jacksley

reviewing this dog who stands like this even when there’s no cage: she’s perfect and probably part human

vegas: the capitol of thirst. where is the water people? i thought it was illegal to deny someone a cup of water yet there they go- killing me slowly. trapped in a casino with only $8 water bottles and not a single drinking fountain. but hey at least their reg. fountains are good

lost: good name considering that is how it left us feeling. and that’s where the compliments end. let’s just say the apple fell far from the tree because gracie abrams always puts good outros on her songs & those are only 4 mins of buildup not 4 months👿

lantern festival review: tangled did it better. instagram lied to us. the ghost house on mario was the closest rendition we’ve seen to that fateful night when we were blessed to have only a hair of our heads singed as the great balls of fire rolled toward us with unruly speed.

our review of twitter: tough crowd most days + for most tweets but then randomly surprises you when some of your most boring content spikes a record high of 47 likes. now this is ACTUAL breaking news. the kind worth tweeting about. (even if it only gets a like or two… or zero).

Jackson Ringger @chaachieeee

3 years ago

our review of twitter: tough crowd most days + for most tweets but then randomly surprises you when some of your most boring content spikes a record high of 47 likes. now this is ACTUAL breaking news. the kind worth tweeting about. (even if it only gets a like or two… or zero).

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why in the heck on the earth are they still selling regular oreos when everyone knows mint are a thousand times better (for those wondering what this tweet is reviewing, it’s a review of american consumerism and cookie factories… or maybe just a girl’s mom’s pantry) #loveyoulara

wishing our four faithful followers the happiest day of love as for our review of valentines, we think it’s a nice day— second only to christmas for ashley and the fourth of july for jackson

our review of winter ❄️🌨️⛄️ one of us “loves” it yet can’t walk in it and one of us “hates” it yet can manage to run eleven miles like this

#freegizmo join the movement. also, can we talk about how the dad in gremlins was (failing at) inventing a bunch of machines that had already been invented— like an orange juicer? and a coffee maker? not novel or anything, sorry to break it to you. pls vote on the genre of this—

gardener village is the perfect place to go for recovering furries who now think they are witches who are also getting into sewing and home decor. and if you need a lil more lust in your life, there’s a $2 red candle for that. that being said, we do think it is wholesome and all

applebee’s. where the greasy food is too dry the healthy food is (somehow?) greasy and the ice water is spot on.

let’s talk about the muppets haunted mansion— who was the audio tech on that? can we have a word with them? if every singing muppet is quieter than every muppet talking over it how are we supposed to enjoy the sweet lilting melodies of our fleece furry friends?