jasmine @_jazzkill

Dad, husband, President, citizen. jasminewynn.com she/her Joined March 2009

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jasmine @_jazzkill

4 years ago

Woke up with "Hey, Soul Sister" stuck in my head, so you know it's going to be a bad day.

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4 years ago

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jasmine @_jazzkill

4 years ago

My keyboard is double typing and I already did an exchange, so this is the second one that's doing it to me.

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jasmine @_jazzkill

4 years ago

Spotify Wrapped came out today, you know what that means, time to listen to the same hundred songs I've been listening to all year.

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jasmine @_jazzkill

4 years ago

My glasses broke so I called my doctor for the prescription. They said they could only mail it or fax it to me. I hate paper. 👿

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jasmine @_jazzkill

4 years ago

Just received my first "sheeeesh" in a meeting, feels good.

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jasmine @_jazzkill

5 years ago

I don't think I ever shared this amazing #Warzone clip from a while back. This was back when I was in my prime and just flew past the competition.

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5 years ago

I'm voting for Dr. Pepper in 2022

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5 years ago

me: *does something annoying* my brother: ugh you're so annoying me:

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Paladin @PaladinAmber

5 years ago

“omg you’ve changed...” yes I developed ☺️✨mental illness✨☺️

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jasmine @_jazzkill

5 years ago

This heatwave is really testing me

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Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti

5 years ago

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jasmine @_jazzkill

5 years ago

Today I went through and deleted thousands of emails along with my snapchat. I have been reborn.

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jasmine @_jazzkill

5 years ago

My aunt is really on facebook saying she "can't wait to get out and go have some fun", as if she wasn't in Las Vegas a month ago, right when the casinos opened up.

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I just got a call from a guy asking if I'm selling my "property". When I said I didn't own any and asked to be taken off the call list, he says "but how could I do that when I love you so much, sweetie?"