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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

We are Jeff and Lester...and we ROCK. facebook.com/pages/JEFFSTER… Burbank, CA Joined February 2009
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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

16 years ago

But really we've just been drunk. A lot. I'm drunk right now. I predict the hangover will hit the moment I get a service call.

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16 years ago

So, um, hey there Twitter peeps. I'd love to say my lack of tweets has been due to massive JEFFSTER! success...

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

16 years ago

I don't buy it. He may not work here anymore, but this has Chuck written all over it. Nobody ever blew up Buy More before he met that dame.

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

16 years ago

Apparently the fridge actually wasn't our fault. Yeah, I don't know, either. Something about bad wiring in the break room.

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

16 years ago

If Emmett asks, you don't know anything about the Buy More employee fridge exploding, and Jeff & I were at a gig in Encino ALL DAY, got it?!

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

So apparently Jeff and I still have day jobs. Which is probably good, because the band isn't making much money... yet.

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

#3turnoffwords She's my what?

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

I'd sign the petition myself, but as you may have noticed, I'm fictional.

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17 years ago

RT @EnjoyingJoy: @_jeffster_: http://bit.ly/fs5z4 #bringbacklife @ USA_Network Please RT

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

Of course I'm the real Lester Patel. I mean, who would want to pretend to be me? I don't even exist outside the construct of a tv show.

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR TV AND GO OUTSIDE WHERE THE REAL "REAL PEOPLE" LIVE. Seriously. I'm a tv character. And I'm okay with that.

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

I've had several people ask if I'm REALLY Lester Patel. To all of those who've asked, I have a word of VERY IMPORTANT advice: (continued)

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

OH MY GOD. The epicness of Star Trek has blown my mind. Forget Sylar, I wanna be like Spock. Or maybe Bones. He got some of the best lines.

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

Jeff's cab is here, and I'm tired. Peace out.

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

And Jeff has started making inappropriate comments about my mother, which means it's time to put him in a cab and go to bed. Night, twits!

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

Why would @nbc cancel Life, when they could shunt it to USA?! If there was ever a "character" for that network, it's Charlie Crews. :(

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

@GrumpyWookie If Sarah is Leia, that makes Chuck Han and that throws EVERYTHING out the window. I'm not starting over!

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17 years ago

@reneedillon I suppose given the date, that was ENTIRELY called for. Well played.

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17 years ago

RT @reneedillon: @_jeffster_ Jay Leno wields great power - the power ... of the DARK SIDE

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JEFFSTER! @_jeffster_

17 years ago

@ktjlarsen Well yeah, but apart from the CSI franchise and TBBT/HIMYM (and their unfortunate timeslot) what else does CBS have going for it?

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