MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

Chelsea 💙 IntMed 💊🥼 Orthotrauma 💉🦴 Darlington, England Joined June 2024

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MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

3 weeks ago

Told my girl I'll skip Chelsea game this weekend to see her 😂

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MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

3 weeks ago

If you haven't gotten these treasure links DM me to help out

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Alabi @the_Lawrenz

4 weeks ago

Goals scored in the premier league this season : Enzo Fernandez - 2 Gyokeres - 2 Cunha + Sesko + Bruno Fernades + Zirkzee + Mason Mount = 2

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𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕖ℂ𝔽ℂ🥤 @Midecf_c

4 weeks ago

UEFA made another award today and we've already won it 😂😂😂

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Miss Cold Palmer Nanya 🥶 💙💙🇳🇬 🇨🇦 @ibehifunanya5

4 weeks ago

Real Betis seeing West ham scored first against Chelsea 😂😂.

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MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

4 weeks ago

Who will save his career?

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MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

4 weeks ago

Mpesa inathania natumia cash... Cash inathania natumia M_pesa

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MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

a month ago

FPL this weekend inanikumbusha marks za chem 😂

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Therapy Quotes @Therapyquotes_

a month ago

Prayer for tomorrow

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MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

2 months ago

CFC💙 Before we start the season are we in the title race?

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Dear Son. @DearS_o_n

2 months ago

Simps chase women. Women chase a strong man. A real man stays single, silent, and out of reach until he fixes his mind, body, and wallet.

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MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

2 months ago

Bebeto or Van basten?

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Liverpool FC & Germany @iThisMeansMore

3 months ago

Do it. @EASPORTSFC

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MATEO 🌴 @_joffes

3 months ago

Hii app kama hukuenda university ama college maisha yako ni ngumu Rudi Facebook ama TikTok. Nobody will tell you this.

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Mike Sonko @MikeSonko

3 months ago

Tanzanians are shocked by Kenya Gen Z protesters

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Schrödinger’s Tweet @McKennaMK

8 months ago

Interviewer: I see a small gap here in your resume. What were you doing in 2024-2025? Me: Injecting. Interviewer: What is injecting? Me: A full time job. 😭😭

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J^O @J_OMWENGA

8 months ago

@LavaniMila Did you put this on email it's important they know the preparations ahead of their coming in case they chose to.

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Kenyans are now saying they will line up all the way from JKIA to statehouse to welcome the King of Netherlands if he insists on coming. I never knew Kenyans are such hospitable....... Fear Kenyans 😂😂