Jourdan @_jomet09

Champagne taste on a Budweiser budget Oregon, USA Joined July 2016

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Jourdan @_jomet09

a week ago

9 days until I have dental insurance after 7 years and can go to the dentist 💁🏼‍♀️

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2 weeks ago

So fucking guilty for moving and leaving my best dog who died and is buried next to our current house

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2 weeks ago

I could not imagine being an artist and having a bunch of phones in my face from the people in the front row during a concert 😅

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3 weeks ago

It’s the ignoring my text about my sons birthday party, but then individually snapping me multiple pictures of their kids after my text went out that really does it for me 💀

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Jourdan @_jomet09

a month ago

Must be ovulating on time for the first time in months because we are mean and we are emotional 🫶🏻

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Jourdan @_jomet09

2 months ago

Live laugh jump off a bridge

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Planning for a 3rd baby that will be approx 6 &8 years younger than their older siblings is wild. Do we keep the $100s of dollars of Paw Patrol & Little People toys that the little sibling *might* like and be into? Save all the clothes the kids grow out now?

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Jourdan @_jomet09

3 months ago

Since my work changed our pay period for summer- do I just send them all the late fees I’m accruing from my bills that are due but I can’t pay since I haven’t been paid ???

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Jourdan @_jomet09

4 months ago

At an urgent care in Springfield, OR. I feel like this accurately describes healthcare in America.

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4 months ago

Name a time I wasn’t absolutely stressed 🤪

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5 months ago

Crashing the fuck out this week and I just want my dog that’s dead or my bonus mom.

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Jourdan @_jomet09

5 months ago

I get paid monthly and have 2 trips falling into the same paycheck period. Idk whose idea this was 😅

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5 months ago

Born to be a SAHM, forced to work full time

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Jourdan @_jomet09

6 months ago

Call me crazy but replying back with “money” to a classmates parent when asked what their kids is into for a birthday gift, is wild!

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Jourdan @_jomet09

6 months ago

Imagine only working two days a week but consistently calling out one of the days 💀😂

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Jourdan @_jomet09

6 months ago

5 minutes into the first episode of Temptation Island and I’ll be shocked if Ashley & Grant make it & stay together.

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Allie @allie__voss

6 months ago

I'm sorry but there's zero reason to pierce the ears of literal babies Just because babies cry a lot doesn't mean that their pain is any less real or meaningful, why not just wait until they're old enough to decide for themselves? Your kids aren't Barbie dolls