Jonathan Davis @_jonathan_d__

starting to think black dudes are the ones who mess up handshakes with us white cats. It's their little way of getting back for slavery.

Just because you call out a sin for what it is, doesn't mean you're judging anyone or telling them how to live.

Ohho ho, you'd THINK you need breathing to live, but that's just BIG AIR, at it again.

I always feel so paranoid when talking to baggetta bc I'm scared I might spell something wrong iDK LEAVE ME AL O NE.

twitter is not important to me anymore so if I spell something wrong or autocorrect interferes i'm just gonna leave it at that, no fixing.

How is it that you always leave me completely satisfied, but still hungry for more? This spell you have on me is an amazing one.

Now to lighten the mood with a lame joke... If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster. Brilliant. =)

if you spell "you" like "yew" then YOU need to leave.

My brother always gets so mad when I sing or dance around him.

Dilpreet's like a black girl when she's drunk. Always tryna dance or sing you ain't a super star sit down.

I always sing really good when no one is listening but when someone's around I sound like a chain smoker with bronchitis.

Maybe this is why they don't eat pork over there... i.imgur.com/yhQAE.jpg

I only like my 6th period because we always sing happy birthday to Mr.Nares and he just laughs quietly because his birthday is months away.

The sun on my skin while on the soft grass of this gorgeous oval under the completely cloudless sky. That's what I'm happy about today.

Gawd I luv living here, the sun makes me happy happy happy.

setting my alarm as a town called malice is probably the only like that will wake me up at 6:50 tomorrow morning.

You ever wake up on the wrong side of town!

Why would u ever wake up and think "it's a nice day outside..I'll go and walk around town centre with my top off and stonewashed jeans on".

If you're a girl, wake me up with a tall Caramel Machiatto and see if I don't Hit It In The Mornin'...

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