jords @_jordanbalding

I actually beg if you’re ringing a restaurant to book a table you don’t do it either A- on the beach in the wind, B- in the middle of a busy town with traffic, or C- in the back end of no where with no signal, makes it very difficult to hear you :)

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jords @_jordanbalding

2 years ago

Instead of doing a mini mental state exam on me just check my number of unread emails

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Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK

2 years ago

We’re stoked to announce our collaboration with @Busted for a new version of Meet You There! This is a full circle moment for us as Busted was one of our first live shows over 20 years ago and Meet You There is one of our favourite songs! slinky.to/MeetYouThere

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jords @_jordanbalding

2 years ago

Not me happy liking all of garnachos stories about his baby like I’m a member of his family

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jords @_jordanbalding

2 years ago

The girl next to me in the pub is beefing with her boyfriend and she just went ‘I’m moving to another location because you’re stressing me out’ and honestly the laugh I had to hold in that moment

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jords @_jordanbalding

2 years ago

Making collab playlists with people before a roadtrip is my favourite thing

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jords @_jordanbalding

3 years ago

I need to stop saying everything I do is for the plot, we all know it’s really because I’m a silly little girl who will never learn her lesson

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Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein

3 years ago

I literally forgot he played basketball I thought his job was cheating on khloe

Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers

3 years ago

I literally forgot he played basketball I thought his job was cheating on khloe

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jords @_jordanbalding

3 years ago

I’LL PAINT YOU A PICTURE WITH WORDS I MISS HER WE STILL TALK LIKE EVERY DAY BUT WE DONT TALK IN THE SAME WAY THAT WE USED TO ILL MOVE ON AND FORGET YOU WE COULD NEVER SEE EYE TO EYE BUT EITHER WAY

Meredith Loftus @MeredithLoftus

3 years ago

I’LL PAINT YOU A PICTURE WITH WORDS I MISS HER WE STILL TALK LIKE EVERY DAY BUT WE DONT TALK IN THE SAME WAY THAT WE USED TO ILL MOVE ON AND FORGET YOU WE COULD NEVER SEE EYE TO EYE BUT EITHER WAY

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jords @_jordanbalding

3 years ago

Do you know how shit it is when all your friends are wifed and you send them something fun to do but they’ve already planned to do it with their partner? Makes me SICK