Julia Herringtonа @_juliahe

Nigerians even if your phone is on Airplane mode, once they see it on on-board they would start fearing. Ugh.

Everybody wants to board once the trains already leaving the station.

Once Shelby played with a Ouija board in her basement and I think there's demons down there.

I wish the ghosts I talk to on my ouija board would favorite my tweets once in awhile...

If B. Assad (Syrian, funny ears) wants to prevent hostile U.S. action, he should announce he's a member of the Citibank board of directors.

'Sarah Jane Smith, Mickey Smith - Doctor you need a Smith on board!' It's funny because then the next Doctor was Matt Smith.

Has anyone ever played the board game quelf? Yes, I know, it's a funny name but let's keep the replies G rated!

So funny these girls walk up the stairs and they see the card board cut out and start screaming!! Haha!! -Sophie.

It's funny "cause people" think when you hear THIER story you will be on board. During the story I sit and think "did I leave the iron on?".

Well! The Strictly line-up! I have heard of 'several' of them, which is always exciting. We will take a week or so to ease into it...

Hey Offensive Line...this is where you need to step-up. Take a deep breath, realize you're a champion in the making and protect McCarron!

she's standing on a line between giving up & seeing how much more she can take.

To the dude in line at the DMV flirting with a chick at 8:21am. Take a bow.

Michelangelo eat your heart out. imgur.com/a/ECFEG

7) Fire bad employees asap if you have them. Lazy people do not achieve results and are poison for those who do.

I'm so lazy that I probably would still take an elevator over stairs if there was a fire.

Fixin a brisket in the crock pot.. too lazy to fire up the smoker. Just know I'll wake up at 4am with my stomach growling!

I was just about to go take a shower when that fire alarm went off. Luckiest decision to be lazy this year.

Once you lose your integrity, the rest is a piece of cake. SMH.

Truthful Tuesday: I once brought Britney Spears' mom some sugar so she could bake a cake. Not even joking.