Kara Bock @_karabock
you have got to have a bite of my homemade ziti Joined February 2020-
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me on french protest twitter
Belmont Cameli seeing White Sox fans guess Barack Obama and The Pope
“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck
This is Western, doors open on the right at Western This is a Lime Line train to Western. The next station is: Western
The mayor that does this would reign a thousand years
Took an hour to cook and it’s bad
2026 every 3 months
Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"
There's this lady who manages a Cricket and dances exactly like this evrry say and she briefly stopped managing a Cricket to move; and then dropped the nuclear reveal it was to manage a different Cricket
Collecting insane people on Reels and then seeing other people find them too makes it feel like Pokémon for schizophrenic content creators
You can't call yourself a true Chicagoan until you've tried the nachos at Identity Body Piercing bench on Fullerton and Milwaukee
Wes Anderson ass mic set up
We’re sanctioning Russia at speed and scale. Today’s measures, together with the upcoming 21st sanctions package, will add 250 individuals and entities to the Russia sanctions regime. This is our biggest round of individual designations since Moscow’s 2022 full-scale invasion,
Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk
they got marie-antoinette for less
We’re sanctioning Russia at speed and scale. Today’s measures, together with the upcoming 21st sanctions package, will add 250 individuals and entities to the Russia sanctions regime. This is our biggest round of individual designations since Moscow’s 2022 full-scale invasion,
Pharrell has always kind of reminded me of Arthur’s homosexual rat teacher
Gay person: I am gay Trans person: I am trans Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
Pharrell has always kind of reminded me of Arthur’s homosexual rat teacher
Your Honor: drop that phone, park that car, sleep on the floor, dream about me. The defense rests.
when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail
I could watch Kate Berlant and John Early do whatever this is for like 24hrs straight
so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer
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