local sparkling water snob @_kaseysalterego
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@systole_ if i'm doing good i deserve a reward and if i'm doing bad i deserve a consolation and if i'm doing mid i deserve an encouragement. so actually i can always treat myself
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thinking of making a purchase but i have to suffer more first so that i can justify treating myself
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i can't fake any form of intimacy. i have to really like you to even give you a hug comfortably.
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i know it is a privilege to feel things deeply, but what the fuck
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you can miss a platonic/romantic connection and also acknowledge that the person isn’t capable of loving you properly. two things can both be true.
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men buying you clothes they want to see you in is one of my favorite gestures
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@iH8Meccavellii walkable cities turn daily routines into small joys and make life feel effortlessly balanced
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I love walkable cities. Walk to get food so u extra hungry when you sit down to eat. Walk it off on the way back home so you’re not too full…. And u be good and tired for a nice nap.
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all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this
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Having an aesthetic seems so limiting. I need to be weird, sexual, whimsical and poetic, often in rapid succession.
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For a brief moment, I loved you and I think you loved me too.
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I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF
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And there’s even fewer people who just wanna stand outside and smoke and talk shit. my community is dying
And there’s even fewer people who just wanna stand outside and smoke and talk shit. my community is dying
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kissing someone passionately in a dive bar is one of the few joys we still have left
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hug by checksy
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this is where i post from
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i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind
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i don’t want a nicer body for men i want a nicer body so i can sit in my room alone and look at it
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