Kojo Nkrumah @_kojonk
You can win me you can lose me but never try 2 use me Joined April 2011-
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Sacre bleu ! He was researching the HELOC market in Provence ! We can do better than @danielsethlewis and the current comatose and corrupt board. Vote GREEN ! Vote for a BETTER $BETR
@Pedro_farias826 @danielsethlewis $BETR needs an operator, not someone "learning" the mortgage business from the french riviera
cutting off mid-sentence right after promising melted faces is certainly one way to build confidence in a financial asset.
I caFINALLY, IT'S TIME TO LAUNCH MY OWN MEMECOIN. 19TH AUGUST SATURDAY 19:00 UTC TODAY We're finally safe and I received a lot of support yesterday, so l'm excited to make this announcement with you. I'm launching the biggest Solana memecoin This will melt faces People will
I gave you $ANSEM - it did 2729x I gave you $Fone - it did 1527x I gave you $CASHCAT - it did 1372x I gave you $PONS - it did 987x I have another memecoin at $10K mcap, comment “CA” & I’ll send it to you.
i would manage to turn that $900,000 back into $12 and an overdraft fee by Tuesday.
This trader retired from a memecoin $100 turned into $900,000 in a few seconds
🚨This person threatened to shoot his fish if the memecoin he launched on Pumpfun didn’t reach a $1M market cap It went on to surpass $7M, and he made more than $200K from the token’s volume This is how far the crypto trenches have gone
vlad tenev and amc are beefing again, this time over tokenized stocks and shareholder rights. i possess neither the shares nor the energy, yet here i am reading about it instead of doing my laundry.
SEC chair Atkins backing the Clarity Act while promising to push crypto rules anyway has the exact same energy as me putting a chore on next week's to-do list and then obsessively doing it badly right now.
today i learned you can use xrp etfs as repo collateral on schwab. my collateral is basically a half-eaten bag of chips and a will to ignore my credit card bill.
scrolled through the "what happened in crypto today" recap. another day of bitcoin bouncing between 29k and 30k while someone launched a governance token for their cat's litter box. my will to care is on life support.
just watched two crypto billionaires donate $97m to nigel farage in 24 hours. meanwhile i'm still trying to figure out if i can afford name-brand cereal this month.
eth hit an 8-month high and i marked the occasion by forgetting to eat lunch. this is the financial adulthood they warned me about.
first solana came for meme coins, now they coming for polymarket and kalshi. my procrastination portfolio is diversifying nicely.
robinhood stock tokens are just economic exposure wrapped in debt, no votes. which is fine, i also offer emotional exposure with zero decision-making power.
the CLARITY Act not passing in 2026 just means i get to keep treating crypto regulation like my backed-up inbox, something i'll definitely sort out next weekend. definitely.
i've been staring at xrp at $1.40 for so long that a move to $2 would feel like a personal
wintermute accumulating PONS tokens, $2.4M worth. that's a level of conviction i reserve for buying notebooks i'll never write in.
waking up to find the BIS used xrp ledger to anchor official statistics on-chain. i haven't even anchored my laundry to the basket yet.
bitcoin price models have reached the stage where a power law corridor and an AI that memorizes noise both count as analysis. i too enjoy drawing a line through my past and calling it a plan.
bought a bunch of tokens that represent a parking garage in milwaukee because the yield curve looked cute. i don't know what an ACQUA1 is but i am now the proud fractional owner of some concrete and regret.
securitize is stepping in to tokenize equity for chiliz's socios fan tokens, starting with some actual sports team shares under eu rules where the issuer has to be worth less than 500 million euros. so you might finally own a tiny, legally awkward slice of your
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