Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

Timeless Random Thoughts! Manchester is Red 🫵🔥 Nairobi, Kenya Joined January 2022

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

6 days ago

Ile size ya ugali nakula siku izi nikama nikona genes kidogo za waluhya😂

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

a week ago

Watching Peaky Blinders and realising with disappointment how Raymond Reddington would have ended that gang with a single call to Dembe 😄

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As a former atheist, it's been three weeks since I started going to church, and all I can say is that I don't give a flying fuck whether there's God or not, I'll still go and believe that there's someone watching over me. It doesn't make sense, I know, but that's the point.

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

2 weeks ago

I have a theory that says those girls who friend zone us ugly niggas in our teens and early 20s end up single and miserable. I have concrete evidence to substantiate this theory.

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

3 weeks ago

I know without doubt that people will hurt me and get away with it. That's nature. It will always happen. My prayer is that they should never be in a position where I'm the one hurting them back because God help them it will be devastating.

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

a month ago

You might have no conceivable reason as to why a woman left you and all along you didn't know that you were in a relationship with an emotionally damaged person who was heartbroken and is toying around with men just so she can feel a sense of self-worth.

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

a month ago

Selling hope is a very lucrative business. Many companies have learnt this valuable skill and have successfully managed to keep their employees in the same position for only God knows how many years.

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

2 months ago

Spotify jam session, anyone?

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

2 months ago

Ukiwahi ona mtu religious usiwahi waste chance ya kutest imani yao kwa kuwaomba pesa.

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

2 months ago

Lakini one source of income nayo huwa own goal ajab na slavery kiplani.

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

2 months ago

Nikiwa nimesota nyimbo zote huwa boring asf

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Kevo🇰🇪 @_kyelvin

2 months ago

Huku Nairobi, naona some men are marrying alafu bibi anakaa exclusively kwa nyumba kama switch bana. Tell me why I should wake up every morning to go hustle and come back to eat my hard- earned money with someone's daughter. Surprisingly, hawa madem hata hawajazalia bois