Lexi @_lexmess

One animal shy of a zookeeper United States Joined August 2010

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Lexi @_lexmess

2 years ago

So excited for @superfancbs tonight!!! @KeltieKnight 🥳🥳🥳

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National Police Association @NatPoliceAssoc

3 years ago

Cpl. Carli Drayton @CplDrayton_BCSO gave a class in how to stop a physical attack, make an apprehension (by herself while waiting for backup) and de-escalate a crowd using a calming tone and command presence. @OfficialOPLive @ReelzChannel #OPLNation #OPLive #OnPatrolLive

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Serena Pitt @serena_pitt

4 years ago

Clayton’s dad was meant to be a girl dad and he got 3 boys #TheBachelor

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Lexi @_lexmess

4 years ago

My mom had her gallbladder out yesterday. It was a simple, outpatient procedure with a bill of TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. We have to address healthcare costs in the United States.

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Lexi @_lexmess

4 years ago

#twentysomethingsaustin theory: Michael is performing the entire season & isn’t the sweet, innocent guy he’s portraying.

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Lexi @_lexmess

4 years ago

It’s the wrong spelling for me #Bachelorette

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Lexi @_lexmess

4 years ago

I’m putting this into the universe: I want to officiate a wedding. I feel like I’d kill it.

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Lexi @_lexmess

4 years ago

Do I change my friend’s names in my phone after they get married? Absolutely not. Do I remember their new married name? Absolutely not.

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4 years ago

I found out tonight that my husband is the only person who loves Nickelback

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Lexi @_lexmess

4 years ago

Who wants to guess how many times I cried during the #USAGymnasticsTrials tonight? I would’ve loved to see Mykayla make the women’s team, but I’m so excited she was given a specialist position.

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Lexi @_lexmess

4 years ago

Is this a late April fools joke? Regardless, you know I’m going to watch it.

Netflix @netflix

4 years ago

Is this a late April fools joke? Regardless, you know I’m going to watch it.

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Netflix @netflix

4 years ago

Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.

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Lexi @_lexmess

4 years ago

Me: “I have the perfect future daughter name if we decide to have another.” Justin: “okay? What is it?” Me: “*states name*” Justin: “great. That kid will be immediately bullied.”

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Lexi @_lexmess

5 years ago

I don’t care what anyone says, Doug is now our American sweetheart.

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5 years ago

This is what it’s like to teach 6th grade 🙃

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

5 years ago

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country. The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not. I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.