Dave @_lnkx_
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People only just now finding out re: steganography is exactly how its supposed to work.
People only just now finding out re: steganography is exactly how its supposed to work.
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No advertising material devised by marketing executives comes close to the intoxicating scent of lamb vindaloo wafting down my street. I am going to the restaurant *right now*. I have a date with destiny.
I don't spend on alcohol but I'm *serious* about berry acquisition.
American: "whats nihilism?" "Okay so imagine a burger that gives you existential depression"
American: "whats nihilism?" "Okay so imagine a burger that gives you existential depression"
Oh wow its started early... My 7 y.o boy just asked over breakfast "Mum, who's your favourite person from the Roman Empire?"
I feel sorry for Susan. She invents this cool spinny thing for your table so you can reach everything and what does it get called? "Enterprising Susan?", "Clever Susan"? No. "Lazy Susan" She's up there with the sloth as unfairly maligned for a lack of industry.
Organized religion has flaws, but its better than disorganized religion: Pastor: "Sorry I'm late, the congregation will now read Surah 27:14" "Sir, this is a Hindu Temple" Elder Le'vi: "ITS HAPPENING AGAIN" Shinto Priest: "掛けまくも畏..." *Organist plays Stairway to Heaven*
If I am elected, no equine will have to suffer the indignity of an orthodontic examination ever again. And *especially* by the Greeks.
If I am elected, no equine will have to suffer the indignity of an orthodontic examination ever again. And *especially* by the Greeks.
Men will literally do anything except solve quantum gravity.
Men will literally do anything except solve quantum gravity.
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Tessa @H_thetessa
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Toye @OfftheDimmadome
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🤧 제 프로필을... @Aukepoow4712
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A @mediocre_dev
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Tron @TronRichest
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deadpan @viralumen
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emerald 🕊️🌿�... @eachpchpearplm
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biodude @xbiodude
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Lexi Campbell @lexibabyox
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ilaile @superhominal
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Adrian @ MADEON RED R... @sethecityablaze
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Jacky @JackyMballowr92
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Qinmax @Qinmax499095
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Market Magnate♥️ ... @MarketMarvele
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Spencer @SpencerJulius_
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Zy @ZyMazza
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Markov's Chainsaw @markovschainsaw
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Asimov Press @AsimovPress
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ℌ𝔢𝔡𝔴𝔦�... @Hedwig348
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Toye @OfftheDimmadome
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Snowman @sandmantheman1
148 Followers 486 Following
Sol 🕊️💐 @springpard
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judah @joodalooped
4K Followers 413 Following "kinda the best personal website designer in the world" - many people ordinary genius https://t.co/y76sCmNFJD for microblogging https://t.co/1Rwg6Rtww2 for sprawling docs
Quasar - Colleen Clav... @ClaverieColleen
126 Followers 300 Following just a simple mom of children, geese, chickens, sheeps, cats, dogs and a toad named Jabba painting for the sheer pleasure of creating | 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 | no ai
Sumangal Sinha Roy @sinha_sumangal
88 Followers 93 Following
Tailcalled (@tailcall... @tailcalled
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Science Banana @literalbanana
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Horse pepsi ad man @spephton
426 Followers 1K Following very genuine and odd person trying to b̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶a̶v̶e̶ commit to the bit
Vacha @TVachaW
4K Followers 3K Following Plant whisperer, arbonaut, and messenger of the trees. Vipassinizer, jhanologist, and mettaphysician.
deadpan @viralumen
81 Followers 58 Following Fiat Voluntas Dei | attempting to voice 365 unsolicited opinions | fun in the comments, thoughtful in the posts
Tron @TronRichest
8 Followers 33 Following
emerald 🕊️🌿�... @eachpchpearplm
113 Followers 231 Following i am a girl 💅 | just jokes | #GoBuckeyes ❤️🌹
biodude @xbiodude
260 Followers 1K Following
Señor Snappy - RLYC�... @chargrrs
1K Followers 2K Following Commodore Emeritus @riverslakeyc | energy nerd
Adrian @ MADEON RED R... @sethecityablaze
113 Followers 225 Following porter & madeon stan 【=◈︿◈=】 sasamiya & ruikouta fudanshi | if you know me irl, pretend you didn't see anything. | banner by @swimfinfan
Irie-Saxon 🇯🇲 @draycodrayco
69 Followers 312 Following May my days in this dunyā be blessed more than they are numbered. | Loyal to the soil | @ChelseaFC
Steven Miller @Umi_wetu
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Mac Frazier, Chaos Mo... @MacFrazier
851 Followers 3K Following Welcome to my chess, barbecue, music, hockey, philosophy, history, esports, writing, politics, comedy, grumpiness, optimism and religion twitter mess.
H E @He26750095E
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nico 🪼|| free 🇵... @hiding_from_
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orality and obstinacy @harpdepartment
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only John @JohnNCrystal
906 Followers 5K Following lead me, oh father show me the way. Psalm 139 : 23,24
Jakey @jodekko
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Refactored Marc @refactoredmarc
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