Peter Macaluso @_macarony

NJ✈️LA. Cool dog uncle. I’ve written some stuff you've never read & my totally real GF lives in Canada. RTs are endorsements of people funnier than I am🇵🇷🇮🇹 macmakesmovies.com Los Angeles Joined March 2009

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @Feldfrog

3 days ago

Sometimes you go to a city and it’s like. Okay yeah, I guess that yogurt company had to have a headquarters somewhere

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MC Squared @mcsquared34

3 days ago

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Peter Macaluso @_macarony

2 days ago

Mind your business.

no context memes @weirddalle

3 days ago

Mind your business.

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໊ @meishato

3 days ago

my first instinct when i see an animal is to say “hello”. my first instinct when i see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

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cats being weird @catsbeingweirds

4 days ago

She's excited because she matches her new blankie

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

4 days ago

Learning in school is not enough. You must continue to teach yourself throughout your life. Study history, read myths, memorize poems, get acquainted with the greatest philosophers & writers. In an age when tech is cooking many brains, we need an army of autodidacts.

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aaron. @ayroned

6 days ago

maybe the rapture did happen and none of us know any good people including ourselves

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Wendigoon @Wendigoon8

7 days ago

I found a livestream with the guy who said the rapture was today and they were very adamant that it would happen at 11:36 EST (sunset in Israel) and when 11:37 happened I asked what now and the chat said the rapture was starting but it’s slow. So be on the lookout I guess.

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Pacino @J3nnie_C

a week ago

This rapture tomorrow, is it by time zone or everybody dey go at once?

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Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett

a week ago

muttering “jesus fucking christ” to myself all day long as my eyeballs embrace some of the worst sentences and thoughts ever written, it’s incredibly healthy and obviously very good for me

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine

2 weeks ago

Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad.

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dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan

2 weeks ago

you really need to find a way to enjoy yourself where you're at in life right now. don't wait till you have more money, just do fun stuff with your friends and enjoy beauty in the world as much as possible. that's all that matters and the future is not guaranteed.

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Louise Jensen Duffy (writing as Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe

2 weeks ago

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us

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i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla

2 weeks ago

back on Twitter for like five days and I've already decided to give up on all my hopes and dreams and just die as soon as possible. not sure this is a good website

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Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1

2 weeks ago

Dracula: Good eveninggg. Me: Oh Dracula: It's me. It's Count Dracula. Me: No, no I know. There's just a lot going on, I really don't need this right now.

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Joe @JoePostingg

2 weeks ago

The number one thing you should be doing right now is catastrophizing and panicking. Stop exercising. Stop reading books. Eat like shit. Fuck up your sleep schedule. Eschew fresh air. Doom scroll all day.

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Icona @iconawrites

2 weeks ago

Reading fiction is not just a pleasant pastime. It teaches us empathy. It puts us in the shoes of those who are different from us. It’s a form of resistance against the forces of ignorance and bigotry and lack of imagination that tear our world apart.

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bug girl @buggirl

2 weeks ago

so does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate induced disasters

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

2 weeks ago

I don't know how to explain to people that it's important to read books, important to keep the mind active through constant learning, important to spend time with real humans. Avoid AI companions, make your own art, don't let them turn you into an unthinking shell of a person.