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llmelomaniac🎧 🇰🇪 Joined May 2022

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Marl @gicheng0

4 weeks ago

Traffic officers after finding all your documents are valid. "Mbona unaendesha gari na crocs?"

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Serillo✭ @OdhisSr

4 weeks ago

Imagine your future wife spending 4 years in Juja . No parents, no strict siblings, just freedom and burudani .

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Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango

4 weeks ago

Wasichana huona uko na gari and now all they think about it "si you come pick me up" mimi situmii fuel ya thao mbili kufurahisha msichana hana gari😂 asurvive vile amezoea😂

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Thanos @Muchang_i

4 weeks ago

Nilisoma pahali a few weeks ago "If voting would make a change,they wouldn't let us do it" na hiyo kitu imekwama kwa akili since then

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RudeBwoy ™ ☠️ 🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_ke

4 weeks ago

HELB watching students graduate with the parents they claimed were d€ad on their loan applications.

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Jayden™ @SirGlavan_

4 weeks ago

Hii dunia kuna watu wako na confidence, tuko VCT na kuna msee anaruka line😂

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Nduko™ @nduko__

4 weeks ago

Sijui inakuaga aje but the moment umeambia mtu plans zako, there are high chances hizo plans uharibika.

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Michelle @abadan_katan

4 weeks ago

Tom Daktari said if your enemies are thriving then you are the enemy who’s suffering 🤣

Blaze Officiel @B3laze

4 weeks ago

Tom Daktari said if your enemies are thriving then you are the enemy who’s suffering 🤣

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Freeman @l_freeman_

4 weeks ago

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing myself money from my own money and paying myself back.

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Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_

4 weeks ago

For Marriages to work, it’s not advisable for two smart people to get engaged—it will be a recipe for chaos. The way the universe is designed, one person has to “lie low” for things to work. Ukiona uko na akili mingi, jitafutie Mrembo wa kuunganisha certificates—utaEnjoy maisha.