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Alcohol: Because no good story started with someone eating vegetables. In the SKY..with diamonds Joined January 2014-
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I hate feeling alone, like no one is there for me and no one will ever be.
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Me in class: I actually get this Me doing homework: What the fuck Me taking the quiz: What the fuck Me taking the test: What the fuck
THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER:1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
You wear the same thing to the gym everyday, stop flexing in front of my treadmill and go do your laundry.
I'm truly thankful & blessed... Happy Thanksgiving Everyone <3
Vegeterians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?
ShaLLow_spunky_ @ShaLLow_spunky_
33 Followers 2 Following Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.
holmquistvnrosa @Eager__fox_
63 Followers 0 Following That awkward moment when someone compliments you and you're torn between saying, thank you and I know.
_typical__Chick @_im___Thing
49 Followers 0 Following I'm that horrible friend that reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later.
_amazing_ ankle @_erk__is
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x__Diva__ @_mwah_sexy_
55 Followers 0 Following Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it's gone. Forever.
Abi👑 @abiiroman_
334 Followers 268 Following Piscis♓ 19 años LG(B)T Snap: @abiiroman Insta: @abiiroman_ Wsp: ASK ME 😅
wychejrvjosie @1___Thing
54 Followers 0 Following I hate how after an argument I think of all the clever shit I should have said.
caroline howard @carolinehoward2
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Valerie Peterson @ValeriePeterson
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mcgillwlanell @FertilECrazy_
54 Followers 0 Following Who remembers blowing air into their nintendo 64s to get it to work?
josephgkkrystyn @x__mmm_
46 Followers 0 Following How come Phineas is always like, I know what we're going to do today. Maybe Ferb has an idea, you ass.
Elaina .. @_crazy__x_o
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__wow_ShoutsNev @My___idiot
50 Followers 0 Following Common sense is so rare it should be considered a superpower.
milnezkhchloe @x3_DifficulT_fo
59 Followers 0 Following Girls always find things out, they might not say anything right away, but they know.
lame____rose @Whimsicalsin_
56 Followers 0 Following Don't smoke cigarettes; there are cooler ways to die.
69__sauce_ @Finding__sexy__
1K Followers 0 Following Thank you warning label... I was just about to take this lamp into the shower with me.
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