Michał Michalski @_michalm
Staff Software Eng at Whatnot. Scala and FP enthusiast. Data Eng, Platforms, Big Data, Cloud, distributed systems, put-your-own-buzzword-here. Dublin City, Ireland Joined August 2016-
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Impossible at 0-30% with a 10% mean, and more likely than "rare"?! Who did they interview? Preschoolers? Politicians? Salespeople?
Impossible at 0-30% with a 10% mean, and more likely than "rare"?! Who did they interview? Preschoolers? Politicians? Salespeople?
Is there a word for when you want to search for something online, that you're currently slightly curious about, but not generally interested in (e.g. some celebrity stuff), but you decide not to, because you're afraid it will make the algorithms serve this to you until you puke?
A Statement I am a Scala developer and speaker who was cancelled three years ago. Yesterday I attended the High Court in London to hear an apology from several prominent members of the Scala community for making untrue claims about me on 27 April 2021. I sued them for libel, and…
POV: You ask your kids to go to the bakery across the street first thing in the morning and they're back just in time for lunch.
POV: You ask your kids to go to the bakery across the street first thing in the morning and they're back just in time for lunch.
I've been muting these fu#@ers for the last couple of days whenever I see them, but they keep coming in new shapes and forms... 😤
You can't live debate crazy, they will always win. Live debate is just performance art. Somebody will make some new claim nobody has heard of before, and it'll be impossible to refute without having the time to go research what they just said. "Samuelsson's study from late 2021…
Poland has just passed an unconstitutional measure that violates basic principles of the rule of law. It empowers an unconstrained extrajudicial commission (a bit like a Stalinist troika) to remove the opposition from participation in public life.
[A neutral statement, statistic or truism introducing a topic] [A more catchy or controversial statement or prediction about this topic] Here's N [things related to this topic] that [a very bold promise] 🧵 /👇 /Now you press the like button./
I clicked on a SINGLE tweet about bespoke vs. made-to-measure suits from @dieworkwear and now my "Tech Twitter" became "Tech and Manswear Twitter". Twitter feed algo is really broken. It was so good at serving the right content in the past! That tweet was interesting though.
Still more valuable than 97.3% of LinkedIn posts.
Still more valuable than 97.3% of LinkedIn posts.
There is a story unfolding in Poland now so awful I can hardly write it. It concerns a young boy who was the victim of a pedophile. The pedophile was convicted; the boy's name was kept anonymous, as the law requires. Unfortunately, the boy's mother is an opposition politician.
There are few projects more humbling than a multi-year migration. Eg breaking a monolith using one language to smaller services using another language/framework. These are both thankless projects, challenging, and risky if not done properly. And it rarely starts as multi-year…
Skype went all-in on Scrum 2011-12 right as WhatsApp overtook it in market share. I asked the WhatsApp founder Jan Koum if they used it at all. His response: “To be honest i have no idea what this Scrum garbage is and we never uttered the word Scrum when i was at WhatsApp.”
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💯! The valuable community-oriented information is becoming more fenced and pretty much unsearchable unless you join N places. We went from tons of open discussion boards (phpBB FTW, despite its flaws) to closed FB groups and Discord channels. I'm glad that Reddit is still there.
Promo committees generally incentivise half-assed "innovation" and frantic product building over the growth and evolution of existing systems. Also, related: the more backend and "core" the project is, the harder it is to associate specific monetary value with it.
Promo committees generally incentivise half-assed "innovation" and frantic product building over the growth and evolution of existing systems. Also, related: the more backend and "core" the project is, the harder it is to associate specific monetary value with it.
There's only one thing that I hate more than annotation-driven DI frameworks: annotation-driven application frameworks. Don't @ me.
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My team mainly does backend projects. They struggle to demo our foundational work well and feel like they're not very visible within our wider team/org. Who does a good job of demoing backend/infrastructure work?
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