mer : @_mmeerriissaa

6 feet long, 1 foot deep, and front row only Colorado, USA Joined January 2016

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sean @DilettanteryPod

a day ago

I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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georgie @georgsoup

a week ago

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

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julia @juumelo_

a week ago

“how long have you known each other” actually we both burned in the fires of pompeii in 79 AD and vowed to find each other in every life thanks for asking

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Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT

a week ago

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

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mer : @_mmeerriissaa

2 weeks ago

Where does one sign up to be a part of a flash mob?

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꩜ @laylology

3 weeks ago

Bikini tan line already fading. It's always some bullshit

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sal @cowboyverismo

4 weeks ago

it would be so cool if recycling was real

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Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka

4 weeks ago

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

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fruits @fru1tsofmylabor

4 weeks ago

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk

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Sarpa Agrippina @NicholasSoames

4 weeks ago

hate that we’ve turned it into art vs science. they are NOT enemies theyre in LOVE and kissing with tongue!!!!!

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Tromac 🫶🏾 @Tromac_wav

4 weeks ago

as ive matured ive come to understand that having cool pants feels way better than having cool shirt

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mer : @_mmeerriissaa

a month ago

PAUL KEVIN JONAS JR ARE YOU KIDDIN ME. WHY WERE YOU HIDING THAT VOICE ALL THESE YEARS

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mer : @_mmeerriissaa

a month ago

Being delusional is the secret guys

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mer : @_mmeerriissaa

a month ago

Twitter algo thinks I’m a man

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Mads @MadsPosting

a month ago

8 years olds after learning that our sun will explode in 5 billion years

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x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin

a month ago

last night was so bagel… #Everything

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boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker

2 months ago

can’t teach an old butt new farts

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Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry

2 months ago

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in