Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

•words are our most inexhaustible form of magic• Joined June 2009

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

Ok ok ok @Apple you still reign king in my book thank you for the @AppleSupport after a frustrating day

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

Of all the people done dirty on @GreysABC, the worst for me was Finn the hunky vet on prom night

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Meanwhile in Lidl.... 1 bottle red wine, 1 container bob evans mashed potatoes, 2 packets brown gravy mix, 1 can peas, 1 package of ground beef & salted caramel dessert cups = $22.00... my childhood fantasy of having $20 and being rich fulfilled

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

I just found out a venti Chai has 350 calories and 99. I repeat 99. Carbs. This is the worst day ever #brbcrying

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

Watching that episode in season 5 of scandal where papa pope makes Olivia dump jake makes me cringe so hard #jolivia4ever

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

I’m such a sap - season 4 reruns of greys comes on and I start bawling - George, Derek, Mark, Lexi 😭

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

I can’t stand when pedestrians just walk out in front of your car at the grocery store without even checking up- like damn you have the right of way but ya don’t have to be an asshat about it I wanna get home to my wine & digiorno too Karen

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

Not today Satan 👋🏻

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

Blake Lively is a goddess and saint

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k @oh_kayy21

6 years ago

it’s only 9 am and i’m ready to go back home

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

Why is it that when my bf tells me I look perfect when I wake up in the A.M. I’m like yeah right you lie, but then when my fave barista at Starbucks tells me I deserve the best today I’m like “you know what Maureen? I do deserve the best today” 😂

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

The energy in Starbucks before 8 am is frantic #butgimmemycoffee

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

I forgot that you existed ✌🏻

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Morgan Vogt @MorganVogt99

6 years ago

So you’re telling me we have cars that drive themselves but don’t have stacked washer and dryers that automatically drop clothes from the washer into the dryer and start once they’re clean. Consider this tweet my patent

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Melissa Suggs @_mmmsuggs

6 years ago

I’m feeling like I was a bridge troll in high school if Euphoria is what it’s like these days

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Scandal @ScandalABC

6 years ago

The result of being five minutes into a #Scandal re-watch.

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Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle

6 years ago

Its like Christmas afternoon and all the joy is over and I don’t remember what life is about. I’m just wandering around my house. What are we supposed to do after The Soccer?? No one warned me.