Mollie Dooreа @_mollie_do_

Everyone's trying to become a modern day renaissance man. Thing is, they don't even know what the renaissance was.

My mom really likes Modern Baseball and my dad really likes Danny Brown and I don't know what that means but I think it's good.

you don't know pressure until your sister gets 100% in her modern studies higher exam.

Tuned my Modern Boros deck to the point it's literally "20 lands, 20 creatures, 20 spells", so I know my work is done.

My divorce would go pretty fast because she'd be all "I'm taking the children!" and I'd be like "ok".

60, 000 people starved to death yesterday while first world children continue to grow obese from fast food brainwashing campaigns.

The school year is fast approaching. Make an effort to read with your children every night. Turn off technology. Turn on your mind.

Surprise surprise, found pink Knight figurine stock- BUT they're going fast! Booth 3003.

When he reached her she looked behind her shocked while he got his hand behind his back fast just to surprise her with a bouquet of roses(2)

No surprise in the retirement of Aaron Curry at an early age. You have to think knee problems might have led to his fast exit.

Life gonna surprise you with how fast it goes and you, you just gonna forget it all, like nothing ever happend..

4:55am wake up calls are why I usually travel Sunday nights.

Need to stop waking up late, how else am I going to wake up in time to travel 5632 miles to college tomorrow.

Last day of real summer. Then...the beginning of the end. Our LAST first day of school. Let's do this seniors.

I think this whole summer made me realize what a real friend is.

If you can sit through all of 500 days of summer consider it real.

Goodbye to my 12pm summer alarms... Back to real life.

"smoke weed just once and your kids will have flippers for arms " - Hunter College bathroom graffiti.

oh my God I could die from happiness. for once, I had good luck... and raindrops outside seem like graffiti on a train.

Graffiti on a train once a nuisance has now, become common. What nuisances have you allowed to be common in your world.