Ajit Singh @_mr_singh_

instagram.com/_m.r_singh_/ Bengaluru, India Joined August 2018

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Ramta Jogi @SaahRocks

7 years ago

We all should learn the difference between 'being modern' and 'tehzeeb bhul jana'. #WednesdayWisdom

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Ajit Singh @_mr_singh_

7 years ago

Thinking about the part in Spiderman 3 where the women of New York suddenly think Peter Parker is the hottest guy around because he looks like this

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Ajit Singh @_mr_singh_

7 years ago

You can call me ugly all you want but PORNHUB says locals MILFS in my city wants to fuck me right now, so guess who's opinion i'm gonna believe?

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ILLUMINAUGHTY @vineet10

7 years ago

You know a girl is very kinky when she takes her dog to a vet for erectile dysfunction.

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cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___

7 years ago

You deserve happiness😊 You deserve love❤ and i hope it doesn't take a lifetime to realize that...!!

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Tanmay Sinha @srcasticwriter

7 years ago

"Jis din mai chali jaungi es dunia se uss din meri value samjh ayegi" -is the tagline of Indian mom which she use when she got pissed off from hubby and kids.!

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Arjun @JoeGoldbergLite

7 years ago

Kisi ne sach kaha tha DUNIYA MADARCHOD HAI.!! (Bhai ko 10000 ke sath hi ghar bhijwa diya)

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Arjun @JoeGoldbergLite

7 years ago

*During exam* Invigilator- All the best bachho, mujhe puri umeed hai ap log exam puri IMANDARI se denge warna nuksan apka hi hai Me-

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Arjun @JoeGoldbergLite

7 years ago

No doubt why ZOMATO is celebrating NO COOK DECEMBER'S 50% OFF Its because the customers only get 50% of their ordered food. #Zomato #Zomatodelivery

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Jyotsna :') @iti_jassie

7 years ago

Lo Maan Liya humne... Koi tameez nahi tumko...!

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ILLUMINAUGHTY @vineet10

7 years ago

When I told her it was over, she went crazy. She hurled abuse at me. She hit me. She burst into tears. She pleaded with me. She begged me to give her one more chance. I hate umpiring women's cricket

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Bitchy didi @Bitchydidi05

7 years ago

Ye jo ladkiya breakup ki vajhe hamari kbhi shadi nhi ho sakti bolti h na...... Inse jayada chaalak koi nhi h! Kyuki iska jawab tume phasa sakta h!

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Tanmay Sinha @srcasticwriter

7 years ago

#He: Ye love bite kese suhaagraat se pehle? #She: vo mera ex zomato se tha. #He: wtf

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Bitchy didi @Bitchydidi05

7 years ago

She: missing you!...ghar aa jao ek bar pr ghar pe mummy h! Expected replies: 1: chl ...aata hu! 2: chl ....m nhi aa rha! Inse se ek chl ladke ka chaalchalan decide kraga !