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In other news: As porn websites have been banned in India, people now are buying books containing pornography, i.e all chetan bhagat books.
Aaj ki raat Hona hai kya? Pana hai kya? Khona hai kya? Gaana hai ki KBC ka entry song.
No non-gamer can understand that feeling of comeback when you win a race/match in the last second.
Lazy people accomplish more because their laziness actually enables them to find the easiest and quickest ways to get things done.
Password: @765n3Dfx#2 Password: iloveseema There are two types of people.
I've been given one of those tablets that helps you get an erection. You go on the internet and watch porn films on it.
I don't understand Facebook. If I wanted to convince complete strangers that my life was better than theirs, I'd become a rapper.
My 3yr old son asked, "Dad, what is a clitoris?" "You'll find out when you get older" I replied "Not if he's anything like you" said my wife
Abdul Kalam sir will always stay in our hearts. He was an inspiration to us all. Thank you for serving our country with such dedication.
The people who say life is a race are the same ones who take 30 minutes to log into their Gmail account.
Dogs: They feed me, they must be God. Cats: They feed me, I must be God. That's why they say that men are Dogs and women are pussies.
Websites be like, Please fill in the captcha code that you see in the image, but we'll make sure that you can't see the code at all.
What do you call a genie's dog? A Labracadabrador. #ThankMeLater
I have the worst luck in girlfriends. They always shout the wrong name in bed. When will women learn that my name is not God?
Earth 2.0: Hi Earth, does you planet have global warning. Earth: Yes, enough to break the ice.
Chetan Bhagat is writing a new book called "Making India Awesome". Well Chetan, you can make India awesome by leaving this country too.
What is the best way to recognize an Indian? Give them a water bottle and see how they drink.
In other facts: The probability of finding a Manchester United fan in every Gali is more than the probability of finding an engineer.
In other news: As Sonakshi Sinha is judging a singing show, all singers have dcided to tke revenge by judging a sumo wrestling championship.
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